OPEN MIC by moogwa 9-26-05

The crowd goes wild..... ...and Hitler went Nein, Nein..and i went no, i just came for you...HEHEE!! *clap*...*shuffle* all 3 of em' ...i just came for you..hehe *he*..ok, Nein means... Get off, your crap! make that 2 of em' Fine...get up, yer dead! *Gulp*

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TRANCE N' MENTAL - Dating Deadbeat by moogwa 9-26-05

On-board the Lurrrrve Boat yeah..i can see how being dead would kill the romance a little, kinda limit the market. ohh....it's National State The Obvious Day...asswipe! But i know a few chicks, in cabin 666, that are into the whole necro gig....i'll hook you up great...moody feckers that have seen the Crow a 1000 times and are never happy...pass me the phone...NOT!! Hey, i offered....always ya pal here. I need a magazine...CreamButtPie Swimsuit Special i think.

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Well... Two comics about horny dead people, charming.
Liked them though. The whole 'Necrogig' really did it for me. Good job.

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I like. goot start

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obscenity filter is off

i thought they were okay but this line cracked me up:

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what if nigger meant kite