I couldn't really think of anything, so I left it sorta vague.

BTC 45: Template by biped 11-01-05

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Rules:

1. Photoshop and Fartoshop are okay, but no Frodoshop.
2. You may add a character and/or change the background, but Baconman must be in that particular pose saying "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
3. Old comics are fine, if you happen to have an old comic that ends with Baconman in that particular pose saying "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Judging when-evah. Have fun!!!

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BTC45: The hideous birth of BACONMAN! by JESUSSANDWICH 11-01-05

Who is that behind me? Are you my Executioner? Yes, and my axe is radioactive! Something has gone horribly wrong! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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way too esoteric.

if you watch "Excel Saga", you'll either get it or think it's stupid.

if you don't, you'll just think it's stupid.

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way too esoteric.

if you watch "Excel Saga", you'll either get it or think it's stupid.

if you don't, you'll just think it's stupid.

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DOUBLE POST!

And dumb.

Sorry.

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BTC 45 by HCRoyall 11-01-05

... and the sex-murder duo known as the Little Asian Girls are still at large. In other news, scientists reveal that bacon grease is an excellent oil subsitute. In another unrelated story, Congress declared war on Iraq's neighboring nation of Baconovia, claiming it houses terrorists.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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HCRoyall took my Idea

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

BTC #45 by HotRodDeathToll 11-02-05

I know i can faunicate you with a bottle of Mr. Sheen. I'd rather windex. Here goes nothin' NOOOOOOOO!!!

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HCRoyall took my Idea

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

BTC #45 by HotRodDeathToll 11-02-05

I know i can faunicate you with a bottle of Mr. Sheen. I'd rather windex. Here goes nothin' NOOOOOOOO!!!

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BTC45: No bacon for you! by DexX 11-02-05

Bacon... honey... we need to talk... I don't like the sound of this. Now, I just want to say that I love you, I really do, and I want to try to get through this with you... You're breaking up with me? No... I... I've become a vegetarian. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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BTC 45: Return of the Stir-Fry by jes_lawson 11-02-05

Lord Rasher, can you hear me? Yes, Master! Where is Egg-May? Is she safe? Is she all right? It seems, in your anger, you grilled her! NOOOOOOOO!!!

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i just made it like 3 seconds ago

Bacon rocket by Hell_Bent_Cheez 11-02-05

*Gulp* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Bacon Doctor by Hell_Bent_Cheez 11-02-05

I'm sorry Mr. Baconman, We couldn't save her... Oh no! We did all we could, but science has come just so far. My beloved Ham is..... DEAD? Oh no what the hell are you talking about, I ate her. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I think this one is better....

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man i have somehtin gwrong with me.

BTC 45: I don't fuckin know :s by flipynif1 11-02-05

*squish squish* So hey man wha.... uh... who the FUCK are YOU and WHAT are you doing with my ROOMATE? *squish squish* What do you mean misto? *squish squish* TURN AROUND NOW! I DEMAND SATISFACTION! *squish squish* Ok misto, I fist you after I done with yo woomate heyo. *squish squish* NOOOOOOOO!!!

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BTC #45: Hello Moto by Hari_Nezumi 11-03-05

Oh god...I have such a hangover...what did I do last night? I remember I went to that dinner at the White House to represent Baconia...and I guess I had to many drinks... Well look who's finally up. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Angry Bacon is a teacher by EvilZak 11-04-05

Today, I will teach you MORONS one of algebra's basics, the QUADRATIC FORMULA! Not that it matters because you DIPSHITS will just DROOL ALL OVER YOURSELVES for the entire period!!!!!! LISTEN UP, or YOU GET AN F'IN F!!!!!!!!!! X = -B +/- the MOTHERFUCKING SQUARE ROOT of (B² - 4AC)/2A, NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!! Is the answer four? NOOOOOOOO!!!

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Baconman's Dark Night of the Soul. by ArtemisStrong 11-04-05

Stop hitting yourself, Baco, stop hitting yourself, Baco! Why're you hitting yourself, huh? Why? Why hit yourself, hmm? Do you want Momma to make you feel better? Huh? Momma make everything alright again, babe! NOOOOOOOO!!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

If there are no more entries very soon, judging will take place very soon!

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BTC46, or some number thereabouts by HCRoyall 11-10-05

Look, this Baconman guy... He's just not pulling his share. We've got to let him go. You sure? Let's face it. He just doesn't have the humor value Stripcreator needs. All right, I'll tell him. How can I put this? I raped and murdered your son. Oh, and you're fired. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BTC forty-something by HCRoyall 11-10-05

Well, it doesn't look good. You don't mean...?! Yes. Is he still outside? Yes Doctor. I'll show him in. Well, sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this. The tests came back and well... you're delicious. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Who the fuck won?

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I've been putting it off because this is very hard to judge. Most of the entries are of equal greatness.

But I could only choose a few of them, so:

Runners-up:

Bacon Doctor by Hell_Bent_Cheez 11-02-05

I'm sorry Mr. Baconman, We couldn't save her... Oh no! We did all we could, but science has come just so far. My beloved Ham is..... DEAD? Oh no what the hell are you talking about, I ate her. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

BTC 45 by HCRoyall 11-01-05

... and the sex-murder duo known as the Little Asian Girls are still at large. In other news, scientists reveal that bacon grease is an excellent oil subsitute. In another unrelated story, Congress declared war on Iraq's neighboring nation of Baconovia, claiming it houses terrorists.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!

BTC #45: Hello Moto by Hari_Nezumi 11-03-05

Oh god...I have such a hangover...what did I do last night? I remember I went to that dinner at the White House to represent Baconia...and I guess I had to many drinks... Well look who's finally up. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And the winner is:

BTC 45: Return of the Stir-Fry by jes_lawson 11-02-05

Lord Rasher, can you hear me? Yes, Master! Where is Egg-May? Is she safe? Is she all right? It seems, in your anger, you grilled her! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Thanks for all the great entries, everybody!

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Kick Arse!

New FTC will be up before...um... Let's say wednesday.

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Good call biped jes_lawson deserved that one, i'm just chuffed i got an mention! Bring on the next FTC!

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Whoops i ment BTC

*ahem*

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