Tobor. Dr. Pedantic. Fuck. Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction. Mohh Omlo. Non-Sequitur Donkey.

What do they have in common? They're all one note characters. And frankly, they're kind of old. Okay, cornholing never gets old, but you get my drift.

The ranks of our one-note characters need some new blood! Your mission is to come up with a new one.

Series are acceptable if they illustrate the amazing one-noteness of your creation, but no 10-part epics please.

And please, do better than THIS:

[Click to view comic: 'Introducing... Jaques Valdez!']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I created this guy last month, with the hopes of making him my own one-note character...
[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy The Inappropriate Sportscaster']
[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster']
[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster']
[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster']
[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster']

[Click to view comic: 'Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster']

It's really just a variation on a theme:

[Click to view comic: 'Laundromat Mystery: SOLVED!']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Wow. I did these a while back, but they stil work.

[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vi-Yoda']
[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vi-Yoda']
[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vi-Yoda']
[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vi-Yoda']
[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vi-Yoda']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1331']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1332']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1333']

[Click to view comic: 'Stubborn Dan, The Anti-Arms Man']
[Click to view comic: 'Stubborn Dan, The Anti-Arms Man 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Stubborn Dan, The Anti-Arms Man 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 338: Memorable']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 338: Less memorable']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Introducing: Disbelief Man!

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 1']

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 338: One-Note Wonder']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 338: One-Note Wonder 2']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 338: My One-Note Character']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RCL is correct. These should be NEW one-note characters created for this contest. Sorry I wasn't more explicit.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Just to clarify: my two-comic series featuring my old one-note character Dog-On-Ball was intended to introduce my new one-note character, Mr. Snide, Cynical Dude Who Stands There With His Arms Crossed And Puts Everyone Else Down.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC338: Up-to-the-minute edgy comedy']

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I has a flavor!

I remember that one way new memes arose was to put them side-by-side with old memes. So in that tradition:

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 4']

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 5']

Another one-note: "Oh, god!" Gal!

[Click to view comic: 'Dead Body Inc.']

Anyone else remember the "AHA! It is me, Jesus!" meme from a couple years back?

[Click to view comic: '"Oh, god!" Gal']

No one-note character is complete without some lame variant of their one-noteness:

[Click to view comic: '"Oh, god!" Gal 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 6']

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Just to clarify: my two-comic series featuring my old one-note character Dog-On-Ball was intended to introduce my new one-note character, Mr. Snide, Cynical Dude Who Stands There With His Arms Crossed And Puts Everyone Else Down.

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1334']

[Click to view comic: 'Turd, The Closure Dragon...']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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I can only hope this comes across as funny as it did in my head.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 4']

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