...read my comics. So if you will, pleasha me with your uber readingness.

Or whatever.

Random: ARGH! by myles1890 5-09-07

And so, our hero Nudie finds himself a house and buys it...but little did he know that Dan the Monkey already owned the house...and had put a For Sale sign outside like a retard... I didn't know the house came with a monkey! I can do tricks. Wow, what kinds of tricks? Well...I'll need a volunteer. Okay, I'll do it! Great, now let's play "GET-OUT-OF-THAT-HOUSE!" Contestant one, comment one: Get the fuck out.

Random: I'm not here, but he feels awful good about himself by myles1890 5-22-07

The time has come for me to find what my true purpose in life is. You want big pleasha? Fuckin' right, baby.

Random: Piggy-Back, baby by myles1890 5-22-07

So...here for the big game? Oh, you bet. Brought my dog and everything. I am a dog. Oink. That's your dog? That's what he WANTS me to think...

Random: Don Knotts + Rudolph = ??? by myles1890 5-22-07

So, uh...er...the national park...and there's the warden's office. Yeah...and we gotta go in there, man. Why? I'm freaking Rudolph! They can't take me in. I'm like a celebrity to the animal world. Oh, yeah, and I'm Don Knotts. The fuck? Don't criticize me.

Random: Drawing MJ by myles1890 5-24-07

So, how long you been an animator? 'Bout twenty years. Fixed myself up nice and all. So you think you're able to draw some really good pictures? Yeah, why? Try drawing Michael Jackson's face - BEFORE he left the hood. Aw, now you're just yankin' my chain.

[Click to view comic: 'Random: WEE!']

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