I was like dude, I should try and make a new series, so I've tried it.  So yeah, enjoy...

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-03-07

Hey Walrus, do you have the time on ya? 10:15. You know usually I don't talk because I have this problem where I inadvertedly make things awkward, so whens the baby due? I'm not pregnant, it's just fat... Oh, well you know there are lots of support groups for women in the situation as you... I'm a guy. Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-03-07

Well Walrus, I know your going to make abortion clinic radio a top success, oh and if you could find an appropriate sponor for Monday, that'd be great! Don't you worry, can count on me sir, Walrus to the rescue! Huzzah! One week later... Welcome to abortion clinic radio, I wasn't sure what to play first, so am choosing one of my own favourites, brought to you by morning after pills, here is "Bye Bye Baby" By Frank Sinatra Walrus you're fired! After playing that song everyone cancelled their abortions for today, including my wife who doesn't realise fifty is too dang old to have children! Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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Huzzah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ha, ha. It's funny cuz he's terrible.

I demand you make more. 

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I can't decide which is MORE terrible.  The walrus--or these COMICS!!!

LOL!!! J/K!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

 OMGZ, U R SO MEAN 2 ME BIPED, a dono how 2 cope :(

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Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-04-07

Hi Walrus, it's really kind of you to help out, now one of the kids does have down syndrome, so he may need some extra help It's wonderful to be allowed to help sir, and don't worry, I shall treat this down syndrome kid with respect he deserves! Aww, there you are! Listen, if anyone makes fun of you for looking strange, just ignore it, there is no shame in being born with down syndrome, it's just an extra special part of you! You think I look like I have down syndrome!? Now I'll never be able to take Lucy to the prom. It's all your fault Walrus! Oh and FYI the down syndrome kid is behind you. I wuv woo Walrus Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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These are damn funny... the first more than the rest.  But still.  Yay for you.

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Koo Koo Ka Choo!

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-08-07

Thanks for helping me out with the market stall, I really appreciate it. Just use your common sense, i.e. don't go selling my cash register or something - I'll be back later to pick something up. Ha-ha, I'm not going to do something stupid like that. I was so sorry to hear about your mothers passing, she was such a vibrant personality. Anyway life goes on, and I shall not let you down! Cya! Sometime later... Hey Walrus, how’s it going? I can't really stay long - the burial is at noon. Just here to help you pack up and collect my flowers The flowers? Oh don't worry about them; I sold them all at a 100% profit! Walrus you idiot! Those flowers were for my mother's graveside! Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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These comics are as funny as Terrible Walrus is Terrible!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-09-07

Thanks for organising this barbeque for us Walrus... Mommy says that when my dog Rover burned in the house fire, he went to doggy heaven, is that true? Of course it is sweetheart, Rover will never really be gone if he lives on in your heart. Now how about I fix you up a hot dog? Oops! WAHHHHH!!!! WALRUS IS BARBEQUING ROVER AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME EAT HIM! Relax, hot dogs aren't made from dog, it's just their name. See, it's just a sausage made from pork which comes from pigs My pet pig Oinky also died in the house fire Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-13-07

Why hello there Walrus, it is such a pleasure to have you visit us Oh you know me, I love to help out where I can, say I can smell burgers, it's not the church BBQ already is it? Um... No Walrus that's the incinerator Oh gosh, um... well... deary me, Phew! Is it hot in here or is that just me? No it's not just you... it's the incinerator Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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I am impressed.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

kinda fun, yet the premise is wearing thin.

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Kill Whitey.

I know, I'm thinking of a finale very soon.

Though don't quote me on that, cause if I think of something ultra funny I might keep it.

Still it's had a good run.

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Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-16-07

Hey Walrus, it's so nice of you to help out at my pet shop. I've needed an extra hand for a while Think nothing of it! I actually remember getting my first goldfish here all those years ago; it feels great to give something back Well I'm not going to lie to you, it's a messy a job and sometimes smelly, but it's worthwhile in the end to see the smile on a customers face Oh I know that, I mean even the smell in here is a bit overpowering, the urine must really seep through Uh... I'm incontinent and just wet myself. Sorry... Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07

Hey Walrus *bubble* what are you doing here? I’m just doing a bit of scuba diving, collecting pearls from clams for the local children’s hospice, hey, why are you here? *bubble* I just thought y'know, I might commit suicide, so am drowning myself in the ocean, pretty sweet way to go right Walrus? *bubble* Now you listen here, you have lots to live for, you have a great job, a great family, some people would quite literally give their right arm to have what you do, now please stop all this nonsense now! *dead* Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07

I am the eggman! I am the Walrus! No I mean, I am the eggman from those "Eggs Are Healthy For You" adverts Weren't those adverts axed because the kids went crazy and threw eggs at some guy? That guy was me... and... and... IT'S A PAIN THAT NEVER ENDS. WHY, WHY ME!? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

So the time has come to bid farewell to Walrus for now.  I'd just like to take this moment to thank ya all for supporting this series.  You've really been so great. *sobs*

So thanks to: HCRoyall, LuckyGuess, biped, not_Scyess, crackpanther, 0401040, DrMorton, AngryAmerican and anyadildin.  Oh and anyone else who read them and liked them.

Why not check out the above peoples comics, I hear most of them are funny... :D

Oh yeah, and here's the last one:

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 6-17-07

HELP! HELP! MY CHILD FELL DOWN THE WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP WALRUS! Don't worry; I'll save your child. Walrus to the rescue, Huzzah! Later... Thanks to you jumping down that well Timmy is now paralysed for life! And now you're in jail due to a crazy old law, what do you have to say for yourself? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus! I'm afraid that won’t cut it this time Walrus - LIGHTS OUT! *sigh*

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Let me the first to say I'm near suicide. First Seinfeld, now the walrus

Terrible Walrus Tribute by strong414bad 7-08-07

So, you tried to escape Hell, eh? What do you have to say for yourself? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

Terrible Walrus by FrixFrax 9-19-07

Oh hello Officer Grimley, you seem unusually happy today Yarrr! Me hearty! It be the national talk like a pirate day, yarrr! There's gonna be a pirate theme in the town hall, where we all may go in search of pirate bootay! You going? Well no, I'm in prison... Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Officer Grimley! Hm, so what was it like saying the line, was it worth it? I fucking loved it

 FREE THE WALRUS!

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