Even Bumblebee laughs at this thing.

I'd like to say 'thank you' on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition!

"I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider Herbie."

Great, like we need any more bad guys Spiderman can't beat up.

Unlike most tarantulas, the volkswagon arachnidae actuallt spins a web; these webs, when stretched across an intersection, provide the spider with its favorite meal: the moped.