My first idea was "Transformers," since the live action movie was such a disappointment it deserves to be made fun of. My second idea was "Stand-up comedy routine." The idea I'm using?

"Transformers doing stand-up comedy."

The rules:

- The stand-up routine has to be related to the Transformers somehow. Ex. Prime doing "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is no good. Prime doing "Why did the Dinobot cross the road?" is fine. For a good idea of what I'm going for, refer to George Carlin's SNL skit where he plays a stand-up comedian during colonial America times. Metahumor about the series (fourth wall breaking stuff) is encouraged.

- You can use Transformers from any era and source, from G1 to the live action movie to the current comics.

- No old entries.

- Photoshop is allowed.

- Bonus points for: making the jokes be in-character; using obscure Transformers (hint: the Transformers wiki is a great source); good sets; getting some other "giant robot" series involved (Voltron, Gundam, Gigantor, Macross, etc.); using Photoshop well.

Stronger than strong.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Megatron wished he was funny by HCRoyall 7-16-07

...so I said, "That's no Energon Cube! That's my multi-system wireless router!" Get off the stage! Umm... So, don't you hate it when you're tranformed and some kid steals your rims? Boo! I'm a real hit on the dance floor. I've even got my own signature dance I call "The Human"! You suck!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Mega Lebowski by RedfeatheR 7-16-07

Were you listening to The Tron's story, Starscream? What? So you have no frame of reference here, Starscream. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... I am the walrus. Shut the fuck up, Starscream! You're out of your element! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov! Did he pee on the Tron's rug?

Is this MicBot On? by choadwarrior 7-16-07

Did you hear about the crane that accidentally hanged himself with his own cable? Apparently it was Autobot erotic asphyxiation. Autobot erotic asphyxiation.

i made that with AutoCAD and love and by lying about making it with AutoCAD and love

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what if nigger meant kite

Decepticaught by LuckyGuess 7-17-07

And so then I says, "No, YOU can tell Barricade I fucked his wife!" *bzztbzztwrrbzztjng* Not cool, man. SHE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF ME

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

VH1's Behind the Theme Song: Soundwave by HCRoyall 7-17-07

After the show ended, Soundwave used his earnings to fund his career as a stand up comedian. Repeated failures, however, led him down a path of depression and severe substance abuse How many Autobots does it take to reroute a power supply for an interstellar vehicle? 7!! Ah HA! This eventually had him out on the street begging for scraps.His last hope was for a spot in the movie. But when he was replaced by a younger model with CD-R/MP3 compatibility, his hopes were gone. WILL PLAY OLD AC/DC CASSETTES FOR ENERGON Two days later he was found dead, having plugged himself into an outlet during a storm without a surge protector.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 362: Ultra Magus by DrMorton 7-17-07

By popular demand and in honour of the new Transformers movie I will try to transform myself into a car today. Hurray! I´ve never done this before, so let´s see what will happen. Here we go! Remember, this is live! I can´t watch! Did it work? How do I look? Uhm, I´m not sure a 1965 Volvo Amazon counts.

CC 362: Transdeformed by NeoVid 7-17-07

I'm sick of going to movies that I think will have a Transformer as the leading man, and then don't... "Lawnmower Man" was the most disappointing movie I've ever seen!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It Had To Be Done by boloboffin 7-17-07

How do you get a Decepticon off of your planet? Pay for the pizza!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

It Had To Be Alternately Done by boloboffin 7-17-07

Why did the Decepticon cross the road? I dunno. ** Transformers! Robots In Disguise! ** The chicken had his remote!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Transforming Comedy by bankerrap 7-19-07

I heard Opitimus Prime has been spending alot of time on the internet recently. He better watch out or he might turn into a Transforum.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

Groovy! - Tranny-mission by edoggydog 7-19-07

So, an Autobot walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "Beat it, you fucking TRANNY!" ============ SPLORT! ========== HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... Groovicon!

 

(Proof I have no clue when it comes to Transformers...)

bankerrap

HA!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Transforming comedy 2 by bankerrap 7-19-07

Yesterday the police followed an inquiry into the large amount of missing Transformers. During the investigation they were seen interrogating a number of yachts. But sadly the reports revealed that they were only ‘Row Boats in Disguise’.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

I apologize in advance for this:

 

cc 362: Decepticontest by NooniePuuBunny 7-19-07

...so I says to him "Prepare to be destroyed, Autobot scum!" heh heh.. but seriously folks.. heh heh... hey, is this thing on? "Next!" *boom* *fizzle* *spark*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Future of Socialized Medicine VI by Namgubed 7-20-07

Doctor, when I saw the new Transformer movie a couple of days ago, I think they put way too much cheese on my nachos. Hmm ... yes, go on. Since then, I haven't had a BM, and I feel all bloated. What's wrong with me, doctor? - uh ... doctor? KER-TRANS-FORM! DECEPTICONSTIPATION!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This isn't me just posting loads to increase my chance of winning, I just found this topic quite inspiring. Anyway here's my third and final one.

Transforming Comedy 3 by bankerrap 7-20-07

What do you get if you cross a robot with a Robin Reliant? A very unhappy transformer.

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

bankerrap

cory doctorow approves

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mandingo

Ha ha that was weird. Where did you find that?

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

bankerrap

Ha ha that was weird. Where did you find that?

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my sigoth's a big doctorow fan. "I, Rowboat" has been a running joke in our house for a couple months :)

cc362: o/` TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN THIS GUY! o/` by mandingo 7-20-07

♫ TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN THIS GUY! ♫ no no! disguise! disguise! are you sure? positive! *phew* that was close. ♫ TRANSFORMERS! ROBOTS IN THIS GUY! ♫

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what if nigger meant kite

Holy crap, judging this is going to be difficult. You guys have done some very good things with this idea.

Judging will be Sunday or Monday, so keep rolling them out.

Okay, here's the judging:

Honorable Mention:

Choadwarrior for "Autobot erotic asphyxiation"

2 Places away from winning:

HCRoyall for his Behind the Music: Soundwave. Reminded me of a Robot Chicken Transformers sketch in a good way.

1 Place away from winning:

Mandingo for "Robots in this guy." Reminded me of the parody "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

The Winner:

Bankerrap for:

Transforming comedy 2 by bankerrap 7-19-07

Yesterday the police followed an inquiry into the large amount of missing Transformers. During the investigation they were seen interrogating a number of yachts. But sadly the reports revealed that they were only ‘Row Boats in Disguise’.

I love horrible puns. And that one was easily the best/worst Transformers pun I've read in a bit.

Yey thanks! I've been away and I have just got to a computer today so I will think of a topic and post it tomorrow. Right now er gotta get thinking!

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.