That's a huge bitch!

my eyes are upppppppppppppppppppppppp here

Broadzilla, do you really need those 8 inch fuck me pumps?

"All right! I admit we should've gotten the milk without the growth hormones!"

If I said I could see right down your shirt you wouldn't rip off my arms and beat me to death with them, would you?

though her pituitary disorder had made her life a hard one, Matilda found some comfort in hanging out in funhouses, raping men with water coolers

American men who visit Sweden often find the women intimidating.

Unfortunately, the top of Doug's head did not quite come up to the line on the sign marked, "You must be this tall to ride".

"That's my WATER COOLER you're squatting on, not my COCK, you dumb cumbucket!"

Being so tall, Matilda had to grant some accomidation to the guys who wanted to look down her blouse.  If a guy seemed to be looking up at her chest, she's bend down and say "Does this help?"

The best part of her height, however, was that men were eager to go up on her.  Unlike her shorter counterparts, she was assured of getting her propers because the guys' faces, not their dicks, were at crotch level.