Hey Angry American I just won the Noble Peace Price for developing the first medicine to cure cancer global warming and all addictions in a easy spray form. They gave me this hammer and nail trophy.
Angry American my child I have watched your entire sinful and judgemental existence and I have decided to show mercy on you and let you into the heavenly gates for I know your heart is pure.
Hey kids, it's me Smokey McCool. You ever get stressed out on the last level of Tekken?
During that suprise math test?
Or at the state pen visiting your abusive alcoholic father who was always to "tired" to attend your softball games? Then try the Smokey McCool's flavored cigarettes. Now in Rocky Road and Candy Cane.
Doctor Phillips I just read your analysis on Mr. Avery's autophy.
I hope there are no problems.
Well it is quite lengthy. Do you feel seventy-eight pages is necessary for a man who died chocking on a bagel?
It was a very big bagel.
And was it really necessary that fifty of those pages are on Mr. Avery's colon, along with personal messages such as; "I'd need to get me some of dat."