Signs of Life by deathtoradio 6-07-08

What...the...hell...is...that? Oh, well, that's NASA's new Phoenix Mars lander. It's here to look for signs of life. What's it doing? It's preparing to bake, then sniff the soil. Oh man, I think that's right where I took that marathon smash last week. They'll probably find pieces of corn or something. Why is there always corn in your poop? We don't even have corn here!

Signs of life: deaf, dumb, and blind. by deathtoradio 6-07-08

So, uh, shouldn't we worry about being seen by the new mars rover? Nah, I'm pretty sure only nutjobs and visionaries can see us. And most of the time they are the same people. Besides, we built that big fucking face here on mars and the jackasses at NASA are still walking around without a clue. I mean, helllllooooo! Big fucking alien face!