JubJub realized he wasn't the favorite when he found out the boob his brother was sucking on actually had milk in it.

All the elements of monkey-kiddy-porn.

Dear Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon,

The Bangladesh Drive Thru Maternity Hospital regrets to inform you of an error that occured during your last....

i'm third in line, just out of the shot

From behind the woman from next door stepd up and shouted, "Hey!  What are you doing with my baby!?  And my monkey!?"

And for the next 8 hours, all three of them will be taking tech support calls ...

Try as she might, she could never grasp the concept of "a monkey on your back."

"Lady Madonna, children at your breast, wonder how you manage to feed the rest..."  Oh, same way.

That monkey better tip her.

"No, I have not yet decided as to which one I'm keeping, and which one I'm adopting out..."

"No, I have not yet decided as to which one I'm going to keep, and which when I'm go to sell off for animal experimentation..."

"Take your pick.  Twenty dollah."

That's weird; you don't usually see a monkey feeding two little baby monkeys at the same time.

*oh no. looks like i forgots which one is mine again??? don't tell anybody...i fear, the stones and for safety!*

*thoughbubble*

Actually turned on by an Indian chick? First time for everything.

WTFOMGLOLLMAO

great

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