The Wrath of Icahn by Bathmat_and_Rubbing 7-20-08

Carl Icahn, billionaire financier, aboard the Enterprise Captain, I have five times your strength and a washboard for a stomach! Oh, yeah? I have a six-pack, and . . . a few extra cans thrown in for good measure. Washboard? Then do my laundry! Icahn, you have my ship, and I want it back!

The Wrath of Icahn (part 2) by Bathmat_and_Rubbing 7-20-08

Captain, how does it feel to want? My WIFE died on Earth listening to the Jonas Brothers! I just killed your appetite! Icahn! I feel for your loss, sir. The Paramount cafeteria will miss you too. How sweet! Kirk called me an icon.

See? Was it so hard to make a comic that actually flows and goes somewhere?

I feel the punchline could be changed for the better (i.e. be funny), but other than that it seems like you actually tried on this one.

Sometimes sticking your head out from under the bridge can be like pulling it from your asshole. You know, for a peek around.

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Kill Whitey.

You are no one to judge, previous poster.  The other comics have held their own.  It's the subpar knowledge of the material, style of "comedy," and similar issues, that have held you back from seeing and/or just being sincere, all the while during your troll attacks on unsuspecting comic strip users.

dear god, can't we ban people by IP address?

i'll give you this even though it will undoubtedly give you no end of pleasure-you are definitely the most annoying troll god ever put on this earth.

it makes me glad that there obviously IS someone on this planet with less of a life than me.

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Kill Whitey.