The battle line was drawn here. Now it's boiled over into it's own thread. I've sent PM's to both participants and they've been challenged to make a 5 part series. LEt's all do them a favor and vote on who's comics are funnier.

Let's all hope these two love birds don't chicken out.

If the two love birds are StandUpComics and ComicJeenyus, it's the same guy.  He's going to have a bigger challenge to come up with a 10-part series.

Alright. Here's my 5-part entry to the duel:

Office Romance by StandUpComics 1-08-09

I got a real problem. What's that? I think I'm in love with Jill from accounting. The lesbo? Yeah, but she'd never go for a guy like me. Why don't you try wearing a dress to work tomorrow?

Office Romance2 by StandUpComics 1-08-09

Excuse me. Do you sell dresses for men? We sell dresses for women. That won't work. I'm a man. Have you thought about wearing a woman's dress instead. I'm not gay. I'm neat, thin and single. Seinfeld reference!

Office Romance3 by StandUpComics 1-08-09

I couldn't find a dress that worked. I guess you could just tell her how you feel. That's probably what I should've done first. She's over there talking to Helen, the other lesbo. I love boobs! I love minge!

Office Romance4 by StandUpComics 1-08-09

Hey Jill. Gross! I hate men! I'm aware of that, but I think I love you. Penises make me vomit. I'd much rather have a fat, wet, hairy pussy on my face. Does this rag smell like ether? Let me smell it and I'll tell you.

Office Romance5 by StandUpComics 1-08-09

That was amazing! *YAWN* Where the fuck am I?! After you smelled the rag of ether I drug you back to my house and raped you before you woke up. Oh ok. I thought I was at the DMV for a second.

Not bad. Here's my entry:

Romance in the Office by ComicJeenyus 1-08-09

I've had meaningless sex with every man in this office except you. We can change that. *suck suck* I've never met someone who could suck toes as well as you. *wink*

Romance in the Office2 by ComicJeenyus 1-08-09

I'm having trouble with the copier again. How about I give you a HAND with that JOB. You're speaking my language. *stroke stroke* I don't think I've ever received a better foot massage before. You're welcome, you sexy bitch.

Romance in the Office3 by ComicJeenyus 1-08-09

How did your daughter do in her softball game. She handles balls almost as well as her old man. Ooooooh. *fondle fondle* I love it when people fondle the balls of my feet. *lick lips*

Romance in the Office4 by ComicJeenyus 1-08-09

I sure do love my coworkers. How about I toss your salad? Mmmmmmm. *toss toss* Your tongue felt great inside my ass! Don't you just hate innuendoes?

Romance in the Office5 by ComicJeenyus 1-08-09

How was work? Great! I had strange fetish sex with four of my male coworkers. You're a terrible husband.

your the same person, notice how they were both added at almost the same time..

I knew jeenyus and standup were the same guy all along.I thought LittleRocker might have been in on this farce as well, but apparently rocker is just an innocent newb.

Now here is a list of possible excuses they could come up with. Jeenyus has mentioned that he writes for his college newspaper. Perhaps they live in the same dorm and have the same ISP that way. Probably not. OR it's the same guy who's going to keep ignoring that people keep calling him out for being the same person which is really sad. I thought comicjeenyus had some really funny comics too. Jeenyus I know it's tempting to fall into the multiple user trap, but you should rise from this disgrace like a pheonix and come back better than before and just try your best to be as funny as you can without user other accounts to praise/flame yourself.  I hope you can get back to good work soon.

I think they are both crabby in fact I think half of you fuckers are crabby. Fuck I might be crabby.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You wish you were me.

So who won the duel?

Yeah. Who won the duel?

I did..

No, we were supposed to make a 5 part office romance strip. You can't win because you didn't participate.

Stop faking it, we all know your the same user.

I think there 2 diferent people. I want to kno who wins the duel.

My mind keeps saying "Ha ha, surely this thread doesn't really exist" and I have to keep telling it "I'm sorry, but it does."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Even if they are the same person (which I highly doubt they are) I agree with VG. A winner should still be decided.

StandUp, Comic, VirtualGirl, and Maniak are all the same troll. They're also all banned now after being warned about this. Appeals go to Brad.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Ouch.