Say Hello to Sparky. Hes having a hard time finding nuts in the summer. Im sure you can help him out .

Got them jumbo-size neuticles and I am feelin' FINE!

Do your nuts hang down?
Do your nuts hang low?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
While being chased by Rover?
Do your nuts hang low?

--If you think my balls are big, wait til you see my hardon.

--Rocky realized nothing got rid of testicular fleas better than rubbing them on hard dry soil.

--Nudists magazines seem desperate for well endowed models

Is it just me or does he look just like Steven Siegal but with a more dangly sack?

Funny that nobody has pointed this out yet - this picture was our first ever caption pic on this forum! I can't even remember who posted it, but it was probably back in April or May.

As for captions...

- "Sure, all the other guys are jealous, but they aren't the ones who always have to walk on two legs to stop them dragging."

- "Hey babe... I hear you like to nibble nuts..."

"I can't live in trees anymore because of snags."