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Zaster
January 20, 2010 5:25 AM

A forum for fights?  Phooey.  A fake fracas is the fantasy of fatuous fools.  I offer not the flaccid facade of phoney flamage, but the fearsome fireworks of factual fury; a flurry of flaming fists unfailingly finding and flattening your face!  Follow, as I inform you in full of your fearsome fate.  Fearing my ferocity, you find yourself flinching in fear.  Frustrated by your faggotry, I force you to fight.  But the feeble flailings of your flabby fore-limbs would fail to frighten even a flea.  Finally, I finish you with a frenzy of fisticuffs, fracturing your frail frame with fatal force!  This is no flight of fancy, friends, but the unfortunate future you face if you foolishly fuck with me.

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FinnNYC
January 22, 2010 12:25 PM

Funny.

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AngryAmerican
January 22, 2010 3:11 PM

That's some mighty fine alliteration.

 

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HCRoyall
January 23, 2010 10:59 AM

Fie on thee, felonious fiend!

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Zaster
January 25, 2010 5:33 AM

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Fie on thee, felonious fiend

Pernicious peon.  Prepare for a pervasive pounding; a plethora of painful punches pummeling your pathetic personage!

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four_legged_tripod
January 25, 2010 6:44 PM

Please, pussy. You can place your precious pewny penis part-way up your prosterior and piss off, peckerhead!

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biped
January 26, 2010 11:59 AM

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brycekain
February 17, 2010 9:37 PM

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RCCOLAMAN
April 3, 2010 9:30 PM

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Beeko180
April 4, 2010 12:07 AM

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brycekain wrote:

That shit is about as interpretative as Dave Hughs talking in tongue while suffering from a speech impediment.

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crackpanther
June 5, 2010 12:59 PM

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brycekain wrote:

 

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. 

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brycekain
June 5, 2010 6:46 PM

quote:

crackpanther wrote:

quote:

brycekain wrote:

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. 


 

Yes. I'm sorry I insulted Bill Clinton by calling him a Georgian. No one should be called that.

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NooniePuuBunny
June 7, 2010 10:17 AM

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brycekain wrote:

quote:

crackpanther wrote:

quote:

brycekain wrote:

I think we can all agree in hindsight that this photo was posted in poor taste. 


 

Yes. I'm sorry I insulted Bill Clinton by calling him a Georgian. No one should be called that.


Better than calling him Shirley.

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RCCOLAMAN
June 7, 2010 9:13 PM

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RCCOLAMAN wrote:

I don't remember what i posted but this gif is way cooler

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NooniePuuBunny
June 8, 2010 10:53 AM

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RCCOLAMAN wrote:

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RCCOLAMAN wrote:

I don't remember what i posted but this gif is way cooler


There are people with epilepsy cursing your name to the ninth circle of hell.

 

...

 

So who wants cookies?

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