A forum for fights? Phooey. A fake fracas is the fantasy of fatuous fools. I offer not the flaccid facade of phoney flamage, but the fearsome fireworks of factual fury; a flurry of flaming fists unfailingly finding and flattening your face! Follow, as I inform you in full of your fearsome fate. Fearing my ferocity, you find yourself flinching in fear. Frustrated by your faggotry, I force you to fight. But the feeble flailings of your flabby fore-limbs would fail to frighten even a flea. Finally, I finish you with a frenzy of fisticuffs, fracturing your frail frame with fatal force! This is no flight of fancy, friends, but the unfortunate future you face if you foolishly fuck with me.
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.