I am writing this in the hopes of attracting nerds to my comics. My comics are written in the form of a librarian who needs to get in touch with his patrons.
I'll admit, they're not hilarious. But I'm hoping to get a positive comment or two.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing in our records of Neil Gaiman's Sandman series that is non-fiction.
That's impossible.
Neil Gaiman is a prophet of our time. There is nothing written by him that does not have a deeper meaning or significance. How can all of his works be fiction? How, I ask you? How!
Um...you do know that comic books aren't real, right?
That's just what the coorporations want us to think.
What works for me (and I'm NOT one of the funniest people on earth) is using real life situations -- you know, "write what you know" -- and/or a lot of sarcasm, cynicism, and snark.
Welcome to the Reference Desk. How may I help you?
Where are the comic books?
What do you see in those books?
Lotsa pictures!
This is the best so far. Quick and to the point. Might be better if the questioner were an adult -- nobody really expects a child to explain why they like comics.
Ok, so, I am trying to get my work for math done so I asked the reference person for help and she totally freaked out saying"That's not my Job!"
What kind of help did you ask for?
I asked if she knew the answers to problems 1-50.
Yeah, not sorry to say, but we don't do that here. You're going to have to get some help from school on that one.
Would work better if the comic showed this happening, rather than showing people talking about it having happened. Could move the "register a complaint" line to the end.
Welcome to stripcreator.
--- The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!