I was concerned about having to follow the creator of this comp, but then I realized that it's not my job to make this funny.  It's yours!  So I took an idea of a comic I was going to make, left off the last panel, and it looked like this:

FTC 154 by four_legged_tripod 7-19-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!

I know how I was going to end it, but lets see what you come up with.

First 2 panels must be exact.

Last panel is all yours.  Keep the same background or change it.  Keep the same characters or change them.  It's your ending.

Have at it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC 154: Good For What Ales Ya by ragu4u 7-19-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Ya really think it's a stroke, doc? It's probably just gas from too much grog!

FTC 154: PIRATES IN JEOPARDY! by bigworm 7-20-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Whats the sounds comin' out yer cabin every night?

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bigworm

FTC 154: Sailin' An Olde Hag! by bigworm 7-28-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Aye! The cap'n is requestin' your company.

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bigworm

FTC 154: They used to call it "GROG-heimerz Disease"! by bigworm 7-28-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! I see it! I see it! But they done changed the name sir. Now they call 'em STORKS!

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bigworm

CC 154: "I'll sing you a song, a good song of the sea!" by bigworm 7-28-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! GONNA' PET YER FUZZY PUSSY 'Fore I strike it in the head with an OAK Oaken paddle, OAK Oaken paddle, BOBO Badiddle daddle, BOBO Badiddle daddle! Got it! I'll teach it to the men right away sir!

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FTC 154 by crackpanther 8-08-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! I BE STROKING LEEWARD TO THE WENCH I LOVE BEST! Aye, Aye, Catain CARRRRter.

FTC 154: THE PIRATE SNOB! by iconoclastic 8-14-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Work the accent boy! Aye aye sir!... *ahem* "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. Thus mandated to be indoors, find yer happiness in yer own drawers. Go choke choke, choke choke, stroke stroke, stroke stroke!"

FTC154: Catamaran by TheGovernor 8-20-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Im Stroking as fast as I can Captain!

FTC 154: But I've got no condom sir! by iconoclastic 8-20-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! I'm sorry Captain, but due to the unprecedented rise in std's, (at this point in time), I can only stroke myself.

FTC 154: Off The Hook by umfumdisi 9-04-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION! That's how the last five Captains have died?

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Time to judge this one as well I guess.  I liked what I saw but there can only be one winner.

3rd place goes to

FTC 154: PIRATES IN JEOPARDY! by bigworm 7-20-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Whats the sounds comin' out yer cabin every night?

2nd place goes to

FTC 154: Off The Hook by umfumdisi 9-04-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION! That's how the last five Captains have died?

and in  light of the current cc based on star trek, this one made me laugh the most.  1st place goes to

FTC154: Catamaran by TheGovernor 8-20-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Im Stroking as fast as I can Captain!

Take it away Gov!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Woot! Thank you.

New FTC up soon.