Easter is coming and readers of my comics would expect nothing less than a blasphemous contest involving zombie Jesus and his fuck buddies.

Sorry to disappoint you. Sort of.

This contest we'll be about bringing back your dead. Give me your funniest, raunchiest, most fucked up OLD comics. They can be about any subject matter you want, but you can't do any new ones for this.

Got more than one? Multiple entries are accepted. Got one that's so horrible that you think someone will judge you? I want to see it. (and why are you worried about what strippers think of you anyway?)

Ok, so here's a quick rules round-up:

1. No new comics.
2. You can post more than one.
3. Only the most fucked up comics will win.
4. Keep it classy (optional)

Start digging.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

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The first of many, I hope, Mr. Kain!

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Bleed like a retarded MMA fighter']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Colorless, Odorless, and Tasteless.']

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Meanwhile, back at Granny's butt crack...']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3534']

[Click to view comic: 'Finding a New Man']

Fortunately I made a comic twelve years ago just in case of this very eventuality.

[Click to view comic: 'CC609 - We all have our whole lives ahead of us']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4139']

Excellent....... I see two poor bastards who are neck-in-neck for the win. Keep that shit coming!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 7']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 9']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 10']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 11']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 14']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 15']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 24']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 28']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless 29']

[Click to view comic: 'Clueless: AIDS']

I know I've got more somewhere.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Looks like HCRoyall is pulling out all the [butt] plugs for this CC!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 671']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2672']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4396']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2220']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 4625']

[Click to view comic: 'CC570: This one didn't go over well with my friends']

That title is true, by the way.

[Click to view comic: 'I like my drinks like I like my women: offensively named']

Speaking as an American I am really not offended by whatever stupid thing anyone names a drink, but some people....

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 32 : KOBOR Will Kornhole You Now , Beeeeeatch']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 30 : Mount Olsenympus']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Eugenics Man saves the day!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'I wood die for you 2005']

[Click to view comic: 'Flight into Terror!']

I'm surprised it went on this long. You've made me proud, but there can be only one (and other such cliches.) Judging to begin in the next few days.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3195']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3249']

Well, it's 4/20 so I might as well get it over with... (and also judge this contest in the process.)

The Long Epic Lead Up With Possible Merit/Interest/Titties: First, I want to thank everyone for entering. I was shocked that I got so many entries this time around. Made me feel funny, ya know? Like Gym Class rope funny. Are you still reading this? Oh ok. Well, I liked a lot of the entries, so it was very difficult. First it was RCLG and eDoggyDog tied for the win, which was ironic. Then KvK came in with a zinger. Then HCRoyall cracked me up cause his characters reminded me of Red Meat. I mean, hell, I'd like to list all your names, especially some of you whom I haven't seen in a while, cause it's just awesome to see you guys. And... eh fuck it, I'll stop pulling a Kevin Smith and just get to the point...

The Skinny: Kramer_vs_kramer wins cause I couldn't stop laughing at the Apple joke no matter how many times I went back to it. Take it away, KvK.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Just a quick reminder for the host here , since I have "A WINNAR IS YUO" Private Message in my box.

[Click to view comic: 'So I won a Comic Contest ... or did I?']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"