so my life the last year has been dating, dating, dating, and more dating. and not just your mom(s). i've learnt all kinds of things. some i want to eternal sunshine from my brain with the good silver, but most just makes me le ha ha. liked missed connections, you seen those over on craigslist? people who chance encountered someone that caught their eye but didn't have the balls or the opportunity to hit on them post personal ads there looking for said personage. google it, you'll see some hilarious examples. so that's the only rule for this one - miss connection me up a comic. whether it's an example of an ad, or the a subsequent meeting, or whatever. i'll judge sometime 10 days to 2 weeks depending on the turnout. good luck, have fun.
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what if nigger meant kite