Hedge-fund douches buying the patents to life-saving medication and raising the price by 5000%, Pharmaceutical companies advertising drugs on TV that have side effects worse than the conditions they're designed to treat, Idiots using the internet to diagnose themselves instead of going to a clinic, political candidates pretending they're doctors...

And to top it off, there are real diseases so horrifying that the guarantee of a full recovery is almost not worth having to live through the disease itself.

Your challenge is to take something about horrifying about healthcare and make it funny, or make something up and run with it. A drug to treat acne that makes your skin turn Donald Trump Orange, a medical condition that makes you fart showtunes whenever your credit card gets declined, I don't care.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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bigworm

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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Actual conversation in our home:

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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I will pick a winner Monday!  Keep the entries flowing in like poorly tested and over-marketed pharmaceuticals to the FDA!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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