OK people...It's been a while since we did one of these so put on the old thinking caps and go for it. (New Comics Only)  Judging will be when I pick the winner, no sooner.

1) Hit the random comic layout button until you find a layout to your liking. Then make a funny comic.  You may use the 1, 2 or 3 panel format for this comic.

2) At some point one character has to say "That's what HE said!"

3) Bonus points if your comic uses only female characters.

Good luck!

RCL no. 5044 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-16

Meanwhile, back at the Chen household... I knew this would happen if you tried to play rugby at your age! That's what HE said? That's what who said? Dad. YOU TALKED TO THAT NO GOOD, LAZY, SON-OF-A-BITCH?? CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ASSHOLE GOT UP ONE DAY AND JUST LEFT ME LIKE HE DID??? Yes.

RCD by HCRoyall 1-08-16

Look, I can understand the anger, but this is too far. I don't even understand how you could possibly beat a man to death with his own skull! That's what HE said.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 5047 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-08-16

How was your day, Gabe? Like a humiliating kick in the crotch! That's what HE said! Huh? Sting! More like a dull, throbbing pain! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

RCD54: Try Not To Overthink The World Where This Takes Place by ZMannZilla 1-10-16

Hey ya lazy mook, it's not break time! What the hell are you doing over here? Reading the minutes from a meeting between Ronald McDonald and the sassy black lady from the Popeyes Chicken ads. Seriously?! Why did I hire a strange bonehead like you? *sigh* Fuck me. Ha! That's what she said! You should let me read this to you, it's pretty funny. FINE, but make it quick... I want to finish building this sewage treatment facility sometime today. That's what HE said.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Tick, tock people!  I'm not gonna drag this out if the interest isn't there.  I'll judge over the weekend!

RCD 54: The State of the Union by brycekain 1-14-16

So I'm banging Kim Davis in the White House closet, right? And then suddenly out of nowhere I hear "I love anal!" I look down and it just hits me like a ton of bricks. "I love anal?" That's what HE said!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

As usual, I wish there had been more interest but it was what it was.....ergo.....

the winner is........HCRoyall

Thanx to all those who took part!