Work in the phrase "A little help here?!" somewhere into the comic.  Bonus points if it's the last line said.

That's it.  Those are the rules.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 5060 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-19-16

A little help here?! No. A little help here?! NO! A little help here?! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES WITH MOM, DAD!!!

RCD 55: Fuggedaboudit by brycekain 1-24-16

Yo, like this one time I once met a French guy on the streets of Paris, right? He like caught my gaze with his dreamy eyes and musky smell, ya know? So he says to me, he says, "Puis-je obtenir de l'aide?" And I'm like DUH! I've been around the block before. So I take him back to my pad. Badda bing, badda boom, I'm makin' sweet love! That reminds me. I need to learn what "Je ne suis pas un homosexuel!" means before our next date. Such a beautiful friggen' language...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 5071 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-25-16

We now join Planet Melvin-Just-Sharted-His Underwear-As-The-Black-Militant-HR Assistant-Walked-By WTF already in progress... A... ...little... ...help. Up yours, honky!

RCD55: HIMYF (star date: July 2036) by brycekain 1-30-16

Hey kids, you know how ol' dad has the worst luck sometimes? Well I have a funny story to tell you about it. Back in 2016 , I got knocked out and mugged while walking down a street in Brooklyn. To make matters worse, while I was knocked out someone reported that I had committed the mugging. That night I awoke to terrible screams of agony. And that, kids, is how I met your father... Raping Pharma Bro. A little help over here?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I will judge this once the contest has ripened for a full month.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Being that only three people entered, you all had a 33% chance of winning.  But there were five entries total, meaning that each entry had a 20% chance of winning. With two entries each for RCLG and brycekain and only one for ragu, that means... math sucks.

RCLG wins this contest.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.