Hooray. I won a comic contest by default (or whatever you call it.)

The contest. Three Rules:

1. New comics only.
2. I haven't thought of a second rule.
3. Weed MUST be involved.

Judging will occur in a few weeks-ish.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC 669: Eat THIS! by Makin_d_bacon 6-11-17

Feed me, Seymour! What the hell does a talking weed eat? Gimme some Pussy, boy! I love to eat that P-U-S-S-Y! Seems kinda odd but... OK, I'll see what's available! ...but when mealtime rolled around.... That boy is dumber than a bag o hammers! Meow?

CC669: I hope I don't forget to think of a title either by evil_d 6-13-17

Andrew, I've sent you a batch of employee performance reviews. I want you to go through and weed out the lazy ones. Haha, nobody says "weed out" Mr. Davis, you mean you want me to smoke them up. I'm not asking you to give them marijuana, you nitwit. I'm asking you to sort them out so we can get rid of them! So wait... we're firing the lazy people? Yes! Man... working for a company that makes pot holders has been so different from what I expected.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 5782 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-14-17

What the fuck is THIS?? I picked brycekain to host the next comic comtest???? Groovy!® I mean, how much weed was I smoking???? Weeeeeeeed! Wait. I don't even smoke weed! Sure, you do... How do you think your created this lame-ass character?

Groovy! - They say it has natural healing benefits by edoggydog 6-15-17

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass- hold on...   ?   *cough* *cough* **HAAAAAACK** Um, what were we talking about? Why your wife kicked your ass, again, and you may want to dial back the medical marijuana, Chen!

What if Weed Meant Grades? by four_legged_tripod 6-16-17

Ms. Beal, do you have my weed? I sure do. Your weed was actually very good this time. Last time your weed was so bad I was quite upset. My weed was not that bad! Your weed stunk. You had some pretty stinky weed. Could you give me Bobby's weed? I promise to take his weed straight to him. I can't. I can hold your friend's weed but only for a little bit. If he doesn't pick up his weed soon, his weed will likely go up in smoke.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC669 by Porternotes 6-23-17

This generation is all a bunch of weed smoking lazy-ass D-bags. I couldn't agree more. AND the ones who do work are only doing it to fuel their weed habit. Despicable. No ambition, no drive. I'm afraid for the future. Me too. I think we should get the hell out of this country as soon as we can. I'm gonna grab a beer. Want one? I'd better not, I took a couple of my "helpers" for my headache earlier.

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I am sitting here... silently judging you... and laughing...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

We are sitting here... sliently not making comics...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I am sitting here silently thinking you're a buzz kill.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 5809 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-28-17

That pot was really powerful, Laura! Right, Laura? Laura..? Neal was so stoned, not only did he not realize he was talking to a promotional cut out from the deisel sweeties comic convention, but he totally forgot her name is Maura! Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura? Laura?

(speaking of buzz kills)

RCL no. 5810 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-28-17

I think marijuana should be legalized on a federal basis. What say you, Frank? Whatever gets your ugly ass laid, fatso! *SLUUUUURRRRRP* You're a bigger buzz kill than four_legged_tripod! As long as I'm not a bigger butthead than atomiclunch!

You all created a comic that cracked me up in some way. However, it was a tosser between Evil D and 4LT. Not a toss up. That would imply no gay activity was involved. But in the end, there can be only one (unless you count homosexual gang bangs which I totally do)... Evil D, you are not the weakest link. Congrats on winning.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Thank you for recognizing my superiority in comic-making as well as other walks of life.  I'll meditate on a theme and post a new contest shortly.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!