CC 674: What are *YOU* lookin' at? by atomiclunch 8-27-17

We have a number of characters that seem to be looking at things out of frame.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to let us all know just WHAT they see!

There are a few rules, though.

1. You can use any or all of the characters in my strip above.

2. Bonus points if it involves whatever Butch hears.

3. It can't involve Phreaky's ample assets or Phil's endelss follower checks. Too easy.

4. No overreacting Randolph. Also too easy and besides, Randolph has SEEN some shit, so let's spare him.

That's it, now go forth and show me what hilarious-ass, er, hilari-ASS stuff exists beyond the frames!

I'll judge it when I figure we have enough entries.

What kind of %@$# rules are these?????? 

Okay, fucker! 

It's ON!!

RCL no. 5852 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-17

What are you looking at? I can't believe they burried atomiclunch asshole up... Uh, that's a gopher hole. I know... Gerbils never quite did it for him! Ha, ha... Wait. What?

RCL no. 5853 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-17

Whate are YOU looking at? Whate are YOU looking at? Whate are YOU looking at? Whate are YOU looking at? Whate are YOU looking at? Whate are YOU looking at?

RCL no. 5856 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-17

As Satan stares off into the distance... ...one can only imagine what vile, evil thoughts are going through his mind! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! I think this twelve-foot doorway makes me look short. *SIGH* Anything else? Damn... I can see Phreaky's tits from here!

RCL no. 5857 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-27-17

Is that what I think it is? What do you think it is? atomiclunch's asshole? No... It's a jackrabbit hole. He eventually tired of gophers, too.

CC: 674 "It's a secret!" by Makin_d_bacon 8-28-17

So little man...looking for "Tom Sawyer". "Old Yeller" or maybe "The Jungle Book"? Nah....just browsing. You can leave now. Fine! Have it your way. She NEVER tells where they keep the porn, kid! What a cunt!

"Rules?  I don't follow no steeenking rules!"

The Dog's Not Here by four_legged_tripod 8-29-17

Did you hear that? Hear what? It sounded like someone stepping on a squeeky floor board upstairs. Wait! There it is again! It sounds like air being slowly let out of a balloon. Um, I don't hear anything. There! Right there! It sounds like it's behind us! *sniff* Why does it smell like cabbage? Oh! I hear it now! It's coming from upstairs! Definitely upstairs!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 5858 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-30-17

What are you looking at? Not the current number of RCLG followers, that's for sure! Isn't that what you do? Yeah, but that buttmunch, atomiclunch has forbade it for his comic contest! I think the real story is you just rhymed atomiclunch with buttmunch. Oh, look... I can see RCLG's count off the reflection from that building's window across the street! Wow, he's now up to 701 followers??

RCL no. 5859 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-17

Circa 2085... Hey, Dave... Why is entire left side of America brown? Did global warming turn it into a desert? No... It's over-flowing with illegal Mexicans. Is that why all of our white ancestors moved up here to the moon?

RCL no. 5861 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-02-17

What is this? Oh, shit... That looks like a motivational poster... I HATE motivational posters! Why don't you read it before you condemn it? "PERSEVERANCE IS SEVERANCE WITH PER IN THE FRONT." What the fuck kind of motivation is THAT?? Try this one over here... "IF, AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. WINNING!!"

RCL no. 5866 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-03-17

What the...? Is that Father McFeely balls-deeping atomiclunch's mouth in the front pew?? Oh, my God... It IS! You better exit out the back, Randolph, before A.L. sees you... You're not even supposed to be in this comic contest! I've seen a lot of shit, but nothing like this!

CC 674: HELP ME! by kaufman 9-04-17

Tell me, what are you looking at? Let's see. With this eye that tree over there, with this one that house, with this one, that blade of grass, with this one, that nice pile of shit, with this one the cow, ... with this one, the third bird flying up there, with this one, the person reading this comic, with this one that discarded beer bottle, with this one that other blade... Sheesh. Never mind, forget I asked! ... of grass ... Hey, where are you going? I have 9,991 more things to tell you about!

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CC674: How hard by evil_d 9-05-17

I've found it! The world's smallest violin! Can you believe it? I ask for a venti half-caf soy latte with two shots of caramel and they give me one shot! How hard is it to get a decent coffee in this town? And not a moment too soon!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

We have some great entries here but winners are like Highlander: There can be only one!

It's totally against my better judgement but given my own personal hate for motivational signage and posters, I have to present it to, *sigh*, RCLG for this one.

RCL no. 5861 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-02-17

What is this? Oh, shit... That looks like a motivational poster... I HATE motivational posters! Why don't you read it before you condemn it? "PERSEVERANCE IS SEVERANCE WITH PER IN THE FRONT." What the fuck kind of motivation is THAT?? Try this one over here... "IF, AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. WINNING!!"

In the future, I'll have to institute a new rule about not bringing my... proclivities!... into the contest!

atomiclunch wrote:

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We have some great entries here but winners are like Highlander: There can be only one!

It's totally against my better judgement but given my own personal hate for motivational signage and posters, I have to present it to, *sigh*, RCLG for this one.

 

In the future, I'll have to institute a new rule about not bringing my... proclivities!... into the contest!

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Or not.