This IS, much like AMERICA..... totally "UN-Presidented"! 

I've actually won TWO comic contests in one week!  I'm left to draw only one conclusion......

......."The End Is Nigh"!  Therefore, "The End of the World" is the topic of CC: 690.

Make the funniest NEW comic about what will become of the WORLD & US when ALL is said and done! 

And none of this "Que Sera Sera, Whatever Will Be, Will Be" baloney is going to be accepted. 

Now load up on your "comic ammo" and hit me with your best shots!

Judging will take place "some time" after an entry from 5 different strippers have been made.

CC690: That's all folks by evil_d 4-10-18

Planet Earth was a sinking ship. I always said so. But I knew I could count on you to bring me aboard your two-person spaceship, Elon. You forced me to at gunpoint. I wanted to bring a woman so we could restart the species. Ah, women are overrated. All they do is lose their looks and then describe your penis to everyone. Hey, let's find that car you launched up here and take it for a spin. Do you think oxygen is a Chinese hoax, or what?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 6181 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-18

The end is nigh, Mr. Bimbleman! Why do you say that, Red? Ragu_4_bacon won a comic contest... Not to worry... Even a retarded squirrel will occasionly dry-hump an acorn! True, but two contests in the same week? Ha, ha... We're all FUCKED!!

CC690 by brycekain 4-11-18

Yes, yes I see... They dropped the bomb and we have been flung into the air. Once we land our bodies will be incinerated instantly. What should my last thoughts be? I wonder if I can tea bag that mushroom cloud on the way down?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Web Head by four_legged_tripod 4-11-18

There! It's done! Are you fucking happy now? You didn't have to destory the whole planet, asshole! The hell I didn't! Now you'll have to stop bitching about how I never kill the stupid little spiders in the tub! Because I killed them all! I didn't want all the spiders dead, just the one in the tub! You don't realize the possible consequences of your actions! Hey bro, what's she bitchin' about? Well for fuck's sake!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC690: Closely Related by brycekain 4-11-18

In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways. Dude, I just wanted a handjob!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Porkman & Finchy Finally Get The Flaming Death They Deserve by ZMannZilla 4-11-18

Holy Cursewords Porkman! The Apocalypse is upon us! The world ends now with both a bang AND a whimper! Several thousand of both, in fact. Our only hope now is to find one of those underground vaults and lay low for a few years, then come back to drink toilet water and loot gimpy morons wearing car parts as codpieces! How is this any different from Porkman's daily routine BEFORE world-ending Apoopycloops? You won't be able to Instagram it. NOPE! FUCK THAT! Take me now, Lady Boom-Boom, for Porkman have nothing to live for!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 6182 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-11-18

It's much safer staying inside in this bomb shelter than being outside as the world's coming to an end! ======== Ka-BOOOOOOM!! ======== That one sounded like fifty kilotons!

Nice job so far people!

Don't forget WW:118 is ongoing, as well.

CC690: God presses the reset button by evil_d 4-13-18

Well, that universe was a bust. I think I need to make the dominant species smarter. Aye, that'd be a good start. Wh— What are you doing here? You're supposed to be disappeared like the rest of existence! Search me, mate. Last thing I remember is falling into the loo at the pub. Oh, so that's where I left the other end of that portal.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 6184 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-18

How long do we stay in this bunker? Until the bombs stop dropping. Oh... BTW, where's your wife? I left that bitch outside! I can see how all this will be worth it to you in the long, irradiated run!

RCL no. 6185 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-18

First, Makin_d_bacon wins two comic contests in one week and creates a theme about the end of the world... Then, Trump drops bombs on Syria, which could hasten the real end of the world! Is Makin_d_bacon a prophet? Or does he have insider information? Or both? What say you, Sally? Can we move your handjob up one hour, Uncle Butch, so I can watch Dora the Explorer?

"Last Call" people, for the END in truly Nigh!" 

Judging will come like a fart in the night

before the close of business on Tuesday the 17th!

Thanks, and good luck  to all participants!

Before The Missile Hits by Neo11 4-16-18

Hey Shawn. It's too bad that a missile is about to strike and end the world. I was finally going to give in and hook up with you Wow, really? Son of a bi... BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM Soooo.....this is awkward. I was just joking around since I figured we'd all be blown to pieces I've got a bone here whenever you are ready to do this

Well Gang, time is UP!  I'm elated by the level of participation.  I think this contest had more entries than

ANY of my others, but I digress!  I have decided that the winner is RCLG for his #6181 offering! 

I know some may feel I selected it because it mentioned one "ragu4u" but that's absurd.  Or, HE'S absurd.  Or, I'm absurd. Or, we're BOTH absurd. 

Fact is....EVERYONE  here is absurd and that's why it's such a great place!

Thanks to ALL who entered!

Congrats RCLG...you now officially have been passed the gauntlet!

Thanks, Bacons! 

So, that jackoff Crem8tiveTurdTeen trolls another one of my comics and VOILA I win again!  Keep it up, TurdTeen!

Now, the hard part.  Coming up with the next CC!

New one up soon.

SUCK IT, TURDTEEN!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA