This one's inspired by a piece I saw on tv this morning regarding the opening last week of the National Comedy Center in Jamestown NY.  Jamestown is the birthplace of Lucille Ball, and so the new museum showcases much from her own career, as well as from other classic comedy, be it from television or some other medium.

Your goal is to take a classic sitcom and create your own scene from it in three panels, or perhaps six if it's a two parter.  Feel free to include the show's title in your title, in case it's one others are less familiar with.

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If The Golden Girls Told "The Aristocrats" Joke by ZMannZilla 8-05-18

...and that, my dear Dorothy, was how my trip to Russia with Donald Trump went! Jealous...? Blanche, that was the most disgusting sex act I've ever heard of, and I had to copy-edit the script to R Kelly's pee tape. Rose, you look confused, dare I ask...? Wait... you can do a sex ACT? I never heard of such a thing, that sounds FUN! What do you call your act? Back in Sicily we called that one "THE ARISTOCRATS"!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC: 699 Leave it to the Censors! by Makin_d_bacon 8-06-18

Gomalco Productions: 1957 We need something NEW, that'll grab an audience! Joe Connelly & Bob Mosher have created a new show. What kind of show? It sounds kinky to me. It's got something to do with beaver shots! Soft core porn, eh? Sounds interesting! Got any casting ideas? I hear Barbara Billingsly loves to wear "pearl necklaces'!

Admittedly, not really a sitcom.

CC 699: by atomiclunch 8-06-18

I'll introduce you to the team. Heh. I'm warning ya, though. They've all got funny names. Who's on first. Wha- I know. "'Lunch! Wassup?!" Whaddaya mean, you know? He's a buddy of mine, Hu Chen! How they hangin'? "#@%%&@#" Well ya don't have to get sore about it! What did he mean by "thanks for ruining our career"?

Leave it to Beaver: The Lost Episode by four_legged_tripod 12-13-17

Ward! You won't believe it but Eddie came over in nothing but a trench coat, opened it up and showed Theodore his privates! Do we still have any of that ham left? Ward! You're not listening! Sorry June. What we're you saying? Eddie. Flashed. The Beeve! Huh! I had no idea that kid had a vagina!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 6308 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-06-18

We now look in on The Black Office... Hey, Pameesha... I need you to- DAAAAAMMMN!! My eyes are up here, DeWayne! Yeah, but dem big titties be down there! Boyyyyyy!! You know I'm dating Jim, right? Sheeeeee-it! What's that white boy got that I ain't got? White skin. White teeth. And, most important, white privilege.

Throwing these out there if old comics can be entered

Home Improvement Reboot: Segment 1 by Neo11 1-08-18

Hey Wilson, care to go for a walk? I heard a few people caught some big fish in the lake down the road if you want to check it out Hi-de-ho neighbor. Sorry, but could you speak up? I said someone caught fish in the lake! What? Someone took a piss in the lake? Ugh, I told ABC that bringing this show back with having to replace Wilson was a bad idea What was Brad's idea? Pissing in the lake?

Home Improvement Reboot: Segment 2 by Neo11 1-08-18

So did I mention that since quitting Tool Time, I've picked up some new hobbies? For one, I bought a homemade sweets maker. Would you like to stop over and eat some fresh candy? What? You are going to eat Randy? I said CANDY! So sad. He was such a well behaved child

Home Improvement Reboot: Segment 3 by Neo11 1-08-18

Hey Tim Hi honey Is something wrong? I am getting worried about Wilson. Lately, he can't hear or understand a thing that I say You remember he got a hearing aid right? Maybe you could do something to make it work better That's it! It probably just needs MORE POWER! AGH AGH AGH AGH!

Gilligan's Island by four_legged_tripod 8-09-18

Mrs. Howell! Don't be so surprised. He may call me "Lovey" but Thurston hasn't dropped his anchor in my port for years! Is that the sound of a ship's horn? It's the sound of my loins groaning for you, young man! Where's Gilligan? Last I heard, Mrs. Howell found a cave she wanted him to explore.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Behind the Scenes at Family Ties by four_legged_tripod 8-09-18

I'd really like to try my skills behind the camera. Directing? Michael, I'm not sure. Oh, come on. Fine. Start out as a camera operator and we'll go from there. And...... Action!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 699: iUsed to watch this with my daughter, iSwear! by atomiclunch 8-09-18

"But we were best friends first and you can't have two best friends." I don't have two best friends. I just have one-- one awesome, cool, meat-lovin' best friend. Momma does love the meat. Don't make me get the butter sock, Schneider. heh

RCL no. 6313 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-18

"NORM!!" "Beer, Norm? Norm..?" No. Thanks. "You don't want beer? Are you okay, Norm??" I just saw that bald owner of the restaurant upstairs butt-fucking Cliff Claven in the pool room while Woody was tonguing his scrotum!

Hey, everyone, some really good stuff out there.  But since it totally, I'm sure, captured the tone of the show and had the feel of a lost episode, I'll give the right to host The 700 Club to ZMannZilla for the Golden Girls comic.  See you there!

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Speaking of 80's era old coots, The 700 Club...

Thanks for the nod, next contest will be up soon!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."