Ah....Silly me being charged with such huge responsibility...er....
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: And now...']
Thanks to Gabe for the phrase. I'm still wondering where to send the money. Backgrounds and characters in other panels are all fair play. Be interesting with what exactly the two headed monster type thing is supposed to be. Contest ends Wednesday at 2PM EST.

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

Draw a line in the middle of this one and call it two panels.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI - If I'm co-dependent, you're the enabler']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI (Call of Cthulhu)']
Okay, so this was half-assed and sorry...
I know I won't win, so I will just clutter your board with bad comics! HAHAHAHA

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

here's mine...lol and here's hoping this works!

[Click to view comic: 'Contest XVI-egads it's Monday!']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

ObiJo shows us that the early bird gets to make first use of the conjoined twin idea, making anyone else who uses it a big copycat.

Bastage. I knew I shouldn't have been sleeping.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Haw haw haw! I kind of figured that idea would go quickly...dunno. Maybe this wasn't the best idea for a contest, but we'll see what other interesting uses people have for conjoined twin type thingies.

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

wait a sec...did I miss something here? They didn't HAVE to be considered conjoined twins did they? I thought the elephant made a pretty funky acid trip myself rofl

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=10801

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: Yet another pre-disqualified entry...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Of course they didn't have to be conjoined twins... Didn't mean to give that impression. I thought was a beautiful trip, Jael; brought a tear to my eye, it did.

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI - The alien museum']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Let no man accuse me of reading instructions completely before acting!

I'll post this here anyway. If I think of something before Wednesday afternoon that actually meets the criteria of the contest, I'll make sure to post it.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: This is Fiction. I Swear!']

Regardless, thanks to Bobo for the idea. 8)

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"Old" is the old new.

I'm never winning one of these.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yah, but I didn't use my Militant E.T. idea, so that's still fair game.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Phone home. Beeeatch.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: What Would You Do With 6 Billion Dollars?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

In the immortal words of Whitesnake's David Coverdale, "Here I Go Again".

[Click to view comic: 'Comic contest XVI: Disney's Hentaisia']

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http://wally.pgbco.com

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: Two in each hand and one in your mouth.']

As Oscar Wilde said while passing through customs: "I have nothing to declare, except this half-kilo bag of crack rocks hidden in my underpants... oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you about that!"

That's not relevant, however.

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Incidentally: "It was the first original song Dylan wrote for a movie since 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door,' from the 1973 western Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid" (AP).

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI: Psyche is not a tennis shoe....']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I think DexX has it locked down.

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http://wally.pgbco.com

[Click to view comic: 'Losers']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=10906
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest XVI - Sorry, but it was the only idea I had.']

I've been away for a few days. I'm really sorry I missed the contest with the line theme, mostly because I would have kicked all your asses at it. (It's easy for me to talk big now that we'll never know for sure....)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hey, what's going on? It's 2am Thursday here...

Yes, I am the amazing Man From The Future...

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I just had a great idea! It's already Thursday where Dexx is, but it's only Wednesday morning here. The Ohio lottery is tonight, and the jackpot is $21 million! All Dexx has to do is get online and lookup tonight's winning numbers and tell me what they are. Then I'll have buttloads of cash and I can give everyone some.

Then we can do this for lotteries in all the other states. We'll be richer than God! It'll be great.

Dexx, do your stuff. I need 6 numbers from 1 to 49, pronto.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Great idea, but it won't work, unfortunately. I am in the future, and all Australian-hosted sites are in the future, but when I access American-hosted pages there is some kind of freaky time displacement whatsit (Chief Engineer O'Brien would know exactly what it's called) and I get pages from yesterday. Sucks, really...

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Ah yes, it's about that time again boys and girls.

I'm sorry I won't be mentioning each comic individually, but I am a lazy bastard and it's two. I have looked at each one extensively, and I'd like to give mention to Obijo for giving the most heartwarming, evil_d for giving the most painful (and I mean OUCH), and Jael for giving the most freaky (The bar graphs! THE BAR GRAPHS!).

And the winner is...

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I would be Jesus, if I could get rid of these damn anti-Jesite demons.