Not a caption: I saw a great set of lego Simpsons today including a few townsfolk outside the family. I had such a hard time not buying it.

Lego can be used to create anything and everything, the only limit being your imagination. Children throughout the ages have often used it to construct fantastical machines of war, their innocent minds giving rise to Giant Fighting Robots, Flying Cyborg Dinosaurs and Quantum Death Laser Silos.

America decided to build a tank...

"Rapid prototyping" technology is so much less impressive than we've been led to believe.

"And thus, the AOL/Time Warner/Microsoft/United States of America/Compuserve/Hasbro/Disney/MTV(and subsidiaries)/Mr. T Conglomorate sends out it's army to defend against the terrorist alien Reptillians. Yes, this is the whole army."

In the end, the military ended up ordering the new tanks. Sure, they broke down a lot, but they were really easy to fix.

The enemy couldn't win. If the tanks were blown up, their pieces became landmines, jabbing painfully into their troops' feet when they walked on them.

(Ever walked barefoot onto a piece of lego? Fucking EVIL!)

The army marched from strength to strength, destroying everything in its path, until Dad backed over the Armored Division.

All these speeches about Iraq, all this rhetoric, and this is what Cheney's so concerned about?!

Boorite, I hate you.
Now, you'll have to excuse me while I find my internal organs. I think I shat them out while I was laughing at your reply.

In addition to the Erector set tank, the government has also formulated an Erector Stealth, B-52, and submarine. Sources say the underwater craft is having the most trouble, as they can't seem to get it to sink being made out of wood.