Forum archives » Caption Mountain » New US Military Budget Cuts

DragonXero
August 22, 2002 6:05 PM

Post #61755link

Spankling
August 22, 2002 6:08 PM

Not a caption: I saw a great set of lego Simpsons today including a few townsfolk outside the family. I had such a hard time not buying it.

Post #61757link

Shadow_Artist
August 23, 2002 1:38 PM

Lego can be used to create anything and everything, the only limit being your imagination. Children throughout the ages have often used it to construct fantastical machines of war, their innocent minds giving rise to Giant Fighting Robots, Flying Cyborg Dinosaurs and Quantum Death Laser Silos.

America decided to build a tank...

Post #61914link

itsclark
August 23, 2002 7:26 PM

"Rapid prototyping" technology is so much less impressive than we've been led to believe.

Post #61980link

DragonXero
August 26, 2002 4:24 PM

"And thus, the AOL/Time Warner/Microsoft/United States of America/Compuserve/Hasbro/Disney/MTV(and subsidiaries)/Mr. T Conglomorate sends out it's army to defend against the terrorist alien Reptillians. Yes, this is the whole army."

Post #62435link

Scyess
August 27, 2002 7:20 AM

In the end, the military ended up ordering the new tanks. Sure, they broke down a lot, but they were really easy to fix.

Post #62514link

DexX
August 27, 2002 10:43 AM

The enemy couldn't win. If the tanks were blown up, their pieces became landmines, jabbing painfully into their troops' feet when they walked on them.

(Ever walked barefoot onto a piece of lego? Fucking EVIL!)

Post #62539link

boorite
August 27, 2002 12:56 PM

The army marched from strength to strength, destroying everything in its path, until Dad backed over the Armored Division.

Post #62550link

deucepm
August 29, 2002 3:23 PM

All these speeches about Iraq, all this rhetoric, and this is what Cheney's so concerned about?!

Post #62850link

DragonXero
September 3, 2002 6:38 AM

Boorite, I hate you.
Now, you'll have to excuse me while I find my internal organs. I think I shat them out while I was laughing at your reply.

Post #63358link

PhreakyChinchilla
September 3, 2002 6:11 PM

In addition to the Erector set tank, the government has also formulated an Erector Stealth, B-52, and submarine. Sources say the underwater craft is having the most trouble, as they can't seem to get it to sink being made out of wood.

Post #63451link

Forum archives » Caption Mountain » New US Military Budget Cuts

stripcreator
Make a comic
Forums
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks