"Listen, you little wiseass bitch! I'm president, and I say you hold it this way!"

*lol* Is that picture for real?

"Daddy, Mommy, was I adopted?

Of course not, son, your mother was just knocked up by Dan Quayle."

"America: leading the way for the advancement of worldwide illiteracy."

"You think you're so good, huh? Why don't you turn it like THIS and read it then?"

"Hey look! When you read it upside down it says: 'Satan is my dark master...'"

Just what the heck is a "GNIONARAJANAMA" ?

"So he liked green eggs and ham all along. I love happy endings!"

"and tell everyone, little girl, why the army men where putting the flag up in the sky."

"Uh oh, I hope I had all those contracts and treaties I read and signed right side up because if I was looking at them like this girl is reading...I'm in big trouble."

Instead of a caption, I will tell you two minor facts:

Dubya's said his favorite book is 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar.'

That book wasn't printed until two years after he graduated from Yale.

"Quayle is dumb! It's spelled 'P U T A T O H'."

President Bush put forth his best effort in the Adult Remedial Reading courses offered by the local community college in DC, but finally packed it in when a 7 year old girl, pictured here, finally just tossed her book to the floor and said "Fuck it. The man is ineducable."

So what! So you can read! I are the presidinct, bitch!

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President Bush put forth his best effort in the Adult Remedial Reading courses offered by the local community college in DC, but finally packed it in when a 7 year old girl, pictured here, finally just tossed her book to the floor and said "Fuck it. The man is ineducable."

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"Hey...are you Iraqi? You're Iraqi, aren't you? Yeah, 'my name is Selena Gonzales,' bullshit! Hands in the air! You just won a one-way to ticket to Guantanamo Bay!"

The President prepares for his upcoming trip to Australia.

Hey, kid, what's this word?