Technically, I should be in school right now. But I say poop on that, and stayed home. And after sitting in front of that playstation for god knows how long, I check the stripcreator to find that dcomposed has nominated me winner. And what shall I do for this contest? I thought about it for a long time (three minutes tops) and decided that, since I've already been cursing at the damn things all day, video games would make a great comic contest topic.

Rules:

1. Video games must be involved somehow. I don't care if that means that you have an epic about what you don't see Mario and Peach do, or if Tobor cornholes someone who is playing gameboy, or hell, just throw the words "x box" somewhere in there. Also, just to clarify, computer, Internet, arcade, pinball, and handheld electronic games can all be used in addition to the consoles.

2. Multiple entries, series, and stuff are allowed of course.

3. Despite my better judgment, comics based on Zero Wing, Counter-Strike, and Pokemon will be allowed.

4. Mention the name of an internal organ somewhere in the comic.

5. Also, use the number 50 somewhere in the comic. This is because this contest is exactly 50 contests after my last one.

6. This contest will be judged sometime Tuesday afternoon.

There you have it. And if it's a 23 part Yuffie tribute, I'll laugh at you.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC 154: hello by boinky33 11-15-02

X-Box Pancrious  50

This is to show how hard it is to play Parappa the Rappa'!........

CC 154: Parappa the Rappa' by boinky33 11-15-02

I'm a cat, I'm a cat, and I like that! I'm a like and cat I'm cat and! I'm a cat, I'm a cat and my name it matt! Matt Matt and Matt I'm cat and I'm Matt! And all I do is sit on a lap! lap lasit on a all lap!

cc 154: vice city by LongDongSilver 11-15-02

now that we are back at my place you must give me fifty blowjobs bitch my lungs hurt

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver

Previous efforts:

Video Games Rot Your Mind by TheBlairZip 10-28-02

Hey, you look like... Please, kid. I beg you. Don't say it. DO THE MARIO! ...the streets shall flow...

Video Games Rot Your Mind, Part 2 by TheBlairZip 10-28-02

Dude, I can't stop playing Unreal Tournament 2003! You're still stuck on first-person shooters for the PC? That is SO 20th century. Today, it's all about the console. Even so, any exclusive console game usually comes to the PC anyways. But the other way around? Forget it! But why wait, when you can go ahead and get it on the console it was developed for? [ Insert joke about Microsoft here ]

Rules compliant:

Video Games Rot Your Mind, Part 3 by TheBlairZip 11-15-02

Come on....come on!!! *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* JUST A SEC! Only 50 more points....COME ON! *KNOCK KNOCK....SMASH* OH MY GOD! I just destroyed the Galaxian horde! Um, yes...I believe that my phaser and your rectum are about to have a discussion concerning that very matter...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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Previous efforts:
Rules compliant:

Video Games Rot Your Mind, Part 3 by TheBlairZip 11-15-02

Come on....come on!!! *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* JUST A SEC! Only 50 more points....COME ON! *KNOCK KNOCK....SMASH* OH MY GOD! I just destroyed the Galaxian horde! Um, yes...I believe that my phaser and your rectum are about to have a discussion concerning that very matter...

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CC 154: captain bursts into flames the game by boinky33 11-15-02

It's Captain Bursts Into Flames the game! Only 50 dollars. Codes: up, down, up, up, down, up Only on X-Box! AHHHHH!!!!!! At your local Wal-Mart. AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

CC 154: Tomb Raider by boinky33 11-15-02

Tomb Raider is such a great game. Laura Kroft is so strong and brave. Now if I can only get a naked pic of her. [drool]

50 reasons why FF7 was so damn cool by mikeweeney 11-15-02

#1: Sephiroth was one mean motherfucker. Oh no, it's like he's looking at ME through the flames!! AAAUUUGGHH!! #2: Cloud was one messed up motherfucker. Who are you Cloud? Who are you really? It's ok to cry... #3-50 all revolve around how hot Aeris was and her tragic death. *sniff* But Paw, ah jus don' gettit. Why'd sommim so purty haf tah go so soon? Ah just don' know son. Ah'd rip out mah own heart and give it to her if it'd make her alive agin. *Sob*

Actually, I like the second panel the best :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

ComComp - Hitman 2 - Silent Assassin by Mack_J 11-15-02

Oh, I'm so freaking stealthy... nuclear warhead, you are mine... Hold it right there pal! Who are you?!? Um, gas meter reader? Okay I guess that's... wait we don't have a gas meter... Die!

ComComp - Hitman 2 - Silent Assassin 2 by Mack_J 11-15-02

How to get past those guards... All I have is a dead guard, a peice of string and a book on ventriliquism. What would MacGuiver do?

ComComp - Hitman 2 - Silent Assassin 3 by Mack_J 11-15-02

Well, here goes nothing. Say hello to the nice guard battalion, Abdul. Hello folks!

ComComp - Hitman 2 - Silent Assassin Finale by Mack_J 11-15-02

How was your mission, my son? Not so good, I was shot 50 times in the spleen by irate guards. Apparently they could see my lips moving. This comic isn't funny at all. I know, but we had to meet the rule requirements.

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

CC 154: virtual chess by boinky33 11-15-02

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! THIS BLOWS! Beep! Beep!

Lord of Self-Destruction by Spankling 11-15-02

DIE DIABLO! MY AMAZON WILL KICK YOUR ASS! SHE'S GONNA RIP YER LIVER OUT THROUGH YER NOSE! Hello? I was passing by and couldn't help overhear... Yow! An old, naked faggot! What are you doing here? My mom's going to KILL you when she gets home! Now I'm going to HAVE to stay! But while we're waiting for her can you make that computer babe jump around some more? She's hot. Sure dude. I was stuck at level 50 for days. But then I gave up school and friends. Now I'm doing great! Sure you are... Say, how tough is she when you strip all that armor off of her?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 154: 80's Arcade games rule! by Rone_Rivendale 11-15-02

Dude, Pacman sucked! It's like 50 years old man! Shut up, my grandma gave this shirt for my birthday! Ahhh! My liver! Dude, that wasn't funny!

Am I old since I've actually played a Pac-Man arcade machine? :)

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Peace and Love.

Am I old because I remember playing Pong in a bar and feeling like I was on the bleed edge?

Mind you I was 11 or 12 at the time. The bar had an all you can eat fried roadkill night so my family had to be there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 154: At the hospital cafeteria by kaufman 11-15-02

Woooooombah! No, no, no! It sounds like this: Woeohohm. Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing you boys. The proper pronunciation is "womb." Can you believe that guy? I bet he's never put so much as 50 cents into a Pac-Man game, let alone heard the sound it makes when eating Clyde.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Highlights from this season's hottest video games #1 by kaufman 11-15-02

On Level 50 of Sega's Ultra-Doom, you get attacked by a relentless army of midgets from the Islets of Langerhans.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Clever.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 154: Jousting Off by akirajim 11-15-02

Say, ostrich, if it was the only way to save the life of every other person on the planet... ...would you agree to kill fifty of your closest friends or relatives with a screwdriver? My brain hurts.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 154: At Least Something Likes Turok by EvilJawa 11-15-02

So what do you think of the latest Turok game? Is that blood in your mug? I mixed it using the hearts of 50 online writers who reviewed Turok. I see... Yeah, so this guy named Tycho was telling me how much he hated Turok. I believe he lives in the grey house over there. I can give you a key if you want.

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I has a flavor!

CC 154: A maze of twisty passages, all alike by bonwag 11-17-02

I NOTICE THE FOLLOWING: I SMELL A STENCH I kill The Wumpus! Ha! I RULE! YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A ROWDY BAND OF 1 PIRATES I kill the Pirate! Ha! I ROCK! YOU ARE BITTEN BY A SWARM OF 50 CHIGGERS Augh! No! My beautiful spleen is being eaten from within! We are the original textually transmitted disease. Play again?

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exit, pursued by a bear

Super Marijuana Brothers (High Score) by kaufman 11-17-02

Grab joint for 50 points As your lungs fill, you descend to the next level. You're under arr...OOOOF! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I really want to make a comic called "Punball Wizard," but this one doesn't make the grade ...

One day at the pinball arcade by kaufman 11-17-02

I'm tired. Let's not move at all. OK. *T*I*L*T* I win. Want to try again? Frankly, I'd rather have my appendix taken out 50 times than play this machine again. Goddamn flippers won't respond to my touch.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

well fuck me I didn't even read the rules.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

True tales of Earthbound... vol 1 by Drexle 11-17-02

Ness encouters the Runaway Dog! Grrrrrr... Bark Bark Bark! Snarrrrllll!!!! Ness tried a PSI Sodomy on the Runaway Dog!!! Runaway Dog took 50 Damage! I am rapping yuo with may braine!!! Yike yike yike!!! The Runaway Dog became tame! Good doggie. *Pant, pant, pant* Woof!

True Tales of Earthbound... vol 2 by Drexle 11-17-02

Ness was attacked by the New Age Retro Hippie! New Age Retro Hippie Loses his Temper! Woah dude, anally violating people with your brain is totally not cool, man. Ness Tried a PSI Sodomy on the New Age Retro Hippie! I am rapping yuo with my braine!!! Aaaarrrrrgh!!!! The New Age Retro Hippie returned to normal! Ness gained 50 EXP! Woah... what was I thinking? I forgot for a moment that I was an ass lancing hippie.

True Tales of Earthbound... vol 3 by Drexle 11-17-02

Ness, you must really be hungry. This is the 50th time you've been back home in the last ten minutes. You just can't get enough Pussy can you? It was_always_your_favorite dish. Mom has the best Pussy in town, guys! You just wait and see!

True Tales of Earthbound... vol 4 by Drexle 11-17-02

Ness, in order to save the world from Guygas, we're going to have to send you back in time... but no living matter can survive the trip. Therefore, we're going to put your spirit in a robotic body. We can have it done in 50 minutes. I'll do it doc... anything to save the world from Guygas. 50 minutes later... Well, we're all done! How do you like your... GHYEAAAOWWWWCH!!!! I AM RAPPING YUO WITH MY BRAINE!!!!