Here's one more reason for me to feel "out of the loop". Apparently there's some big deal reality-based television show about a guy pretending to be rich and a cadre of gold-digging harlots competing for his hand in marriage (I'm getting a little choked up here). What they don't know is, the guy works in construction and only makes about 20 grand a year. Hardy har.

On the face of it, this sounds like an execrable excuse for entertainment. So naturally I'm ripping it off for this comic contest! I want one of your characters to present him or herself as something they isn't. It could be to obtain a promotion, the presidency, a rimjob, or whatever. But since cheaters never prosper, I want the victim(s) of the deception to
see through it. Just give me an example of the world's worst liar, and you can't go wrong.

New comics only. You have until Saturday mid-afternoon SCT. Get out the hip-waders and start shoveling it!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

heres my 1st entry, kind of lame but oh well

CC 166 Lies by elijah 1-21-03

Give me a hug. I think not. why not? Well, it goes like this. You are a demonic fiend from the darkest pit of hell, I am an archangel. We don't hug. Uh..no really...I have reformed, I love flowers and Jesus now. I hope you love the taste of my blade.

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CC 166: Too Easy by naz_ghul 1-21-03

Hello. My name is George W. Bush, and I am an intelligent human being worthy to lead the world's most powerful superpower. Aw, come on! My daddy said I could be PRESIDENT!

I know it's a cheap shot. I'll post another later.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

CC 166: liar liar by boinky33 1-21-03

I don't suck. I have strong beliefs that you are not telling the truth.

CC 166: lies by boinky33 1-21-03

This comic does not suck ass. I'm on to you!

CC 166: lie lie lie lie pie by boinky33 1-21-03

I can never tell a lie. Uh .... right.

CC 166: Maury by boinky33 1-21-03

Welcome back to the Maury show I tellin' you: I ain't the baby's daddy! That's a lie!

CC 166: If I win I'll give you a care basket of cheese by boinky33 1-21-03

I am boinky33 and I am a virgin and nobody can prove otherwise. Is that so? Shit.

CC 166: Sweatin' To The Cliches by UnknownEric 1-21-03

RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! No you won't. YES! I am TOBOR, the cornholing robot! No. You're Richard Simmons wrapped in red tinfoil. Another plan foiled...

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I has a flavor!

CC 166: Pants on Fire by kreftron 1-21-03

Your time is up, minion. I will drag you to the gates of Hell if you do not follow willingly. Um. You're joking, right? I am the Lord of Darkness. You couldn't touch me if you wanted to. Spoilsport.

CC 166: Self Referential Syntax by naz_ghul 1-21-03

This sentence is false. Ha! I knew you were a lying sack of . . . Hey, wait a minute.

Wow. I hadn't realized just how nerdy this comic was until now. Yikes.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Whoops.

CC 166: lying is for liars by boinky33 1-21-03

I found out your lie! You couldn't keep it hidden forever. Okay! I admit it! I snatch babies from the park and then I eat them! There! Are you happy now?!? Actually, I found out that you weren't a natural blonde.

My Bonnie by kaufman 1-21-03

My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea ... I am not sleeping with your best friend. My Bonnie lies over the ocean ... Yes, I'm still on the pill. She won't lie anymore to me.

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This isn't really an entry, because it's true.

Lowest common denominator by boorite 1-21-03

Next on Joe Millionaire: Dozens of bimbos scramble over each other to win the rich, handsome prince. Little do they know he's a blue collar slob who's broke as a joke. That's the most classist, sexist, debased, degrading, exploitive, idiotic thing I've ever heard of. It sickens me. Monday at 9 Eastern. I'll be here.

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CC 166: A Wholly Original Comic by kaufman 1-21-03

We have found weaponings of massive instruction over in Iraq, so we must go to warfareness with Sodomy Whosits. My tax cut will subliminate the economicity and bring the deficiction to physical balancing ... I am the legalitimately electioned precedent of the US. Who was that you were talking to? I think it must have been the President of Wales.

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The ducks only club by TheGovernor 1-21-03

Quack!

^ Brilliant.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The first lie by boorite 1-21-03

I have a few minutes to kill. Let's fuck. Sorry. I've evolved a preference for males who will stick around and provide for me and the offspring. Oh. Yes. Well, I've always been a strong believer in two-parent rearing of offspring. Banana?

The second lie by boorite 1-21-03

Lookie there, dearest-- a male with a slightly higher forehead and more erect posture than mine. No one! I swear the baby's yours.

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CC 166: You Lying Sack of Shit by not_Scyess 1-21-03

Hey there! Rub me to get three wishes! I'll grand you anything you want. You want me to touch you? I may look disgusting, but I am really an all powerful genie. I am your key to wealth, women, and power! ...or maybe you're a lying sack of shit. Hey! Do you see a sack? I sure don't. So I must be telling the truth.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

CC 166: Booze Makes You Popular II by naz_ghul 1-21-03

"Come, young man. I, Booze, will show you the way. I will guide you to success. I am confidence and well being in a bottle." Ok, Booze, I'll give you a shot. Lead me to bliss. "Behold, The beautiful blond thinks you are the most witty, intelligent and attractive man in the room. " Uh, Booze, that's a guy. He looks like more like Chuck Norris than a woman. What are you trying to pull here? "You must have faith, my friend. Have a few more pints and I'll reveal every intricacy of my design." Yeah, Right. Fuck you, I'm outta here.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

a/s/l? by kaufman 1-21-03

15 / f / Washington DC. OMG! LOL! Me too! Let's meet Saturday at 8 outside the White House. This is your Captain speaking. Our flight time today to Washington Dulles International should be 4 hours and 35 minutes.

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CC166 - Press conference... by Buffylavalamp 1-21-03

It's not about oil. LIES!

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

This competition's in the bag... as long as the links to the other comics strangely malfunction and no one elses posts any comics.

CC 166: Some whack shit by Mako_Man 1-21-03

Yeah... I'm a "boyee" from the "ghetto" too. That's "whack, dog". Let's "hit that shit". She's a "fly honey, doggidy dog". That's "whack shit". You ain't no boy from the ghetto, mo fo!

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

Taste test by boorite 1-21-03

We replaced the President's brain with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices. Nukular.

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CC.166 - Ok. I lie! by Mako_Man 1-21-03

I got a big penile instrument.

... It's not real life though... I swear...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

CC 166: Size matters by kreftron 1-21-03

I have a penis. No, you're a girl. Girls have vaginas. Look. That's a vagina. I have a penis.