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by qwert
1-07-01
I am so great! I'm KING!
AHHHH!!! WTF HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!!
Little Jimmy Meets his long lost mom.
You better get used to this sonny.
Mom???

 

by qwert
1-07-01
Mindy meets the mirror.
What the hell is this??
What the hell is this??
Ahhh what has happened to my room?
What the hell has happened to MY room!! ITS MY ROOM BITCH!!!
That wasn't necessary, you know.
Of course it was.

 

by qwert
1-07-01
Sarah meets Robby the Robot. In the dark alley behind the strip club.
Hmmmm???
Oh no not again.
Would you happen to have the time...
NOOO.
Ohh.
Don't Talk to me.

 

by qwert
1-07-01
Ricard The Unpollitically Correct Robot visits Earth.
Die Humans Die!! I Ricard shall destroy you all.
Fag
Ohhhh *sob*
Ricard The Unpollitically Correct Robot visits Earth.
Jew
Ohhh *sob*

 

by qwert
1-07-01
At the Fair
I will not Cry, i will not cry......... WAHHHHHHH
Oh my God you hideous!
In the Store
The truth hurts *sob*
Jesus your ugly!
In his room.
I love that costume!! Damn i'm ugly.

 

by qwert
1-07-01
jimmy meets the world
nigger
jew
nigger
fag
nigger
thank you

 

by qwert
1-07-01
This is one fucked up cartoon.

 

by qwert
1-07-01
I
Like
To
Burn
Things

 

by qwert
1-07-01
I like to know if you think these pant make me look fat?

 

by qwert
1-07-01
Do you think these pants make me look fat?

 

by qwert
1-07-01
Do these pants make me look fat?
Well Do they??
Do I have to answer that?

 

by qwert
1-07-01
The Reverse Mime enters the circus
Wow Man, i think the mime is suppost to be white right??
Prehaps he won't notice.
He noticed
I hope your not the mime act.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Ricard the Unpollitically Correct Countinues his visit of Earth
I Ricard, the unpollitcally Correct Robot shall destroy you humans... again
Message From QWERT... This is the second of a possible 4 to 5 comics using Ricard, and no i was not trying to spell Richard, the robot's name is Ricard.
Ricard visits the Sweat Shop
Injin, get back to work, you aren't earning your bowl of slop.
No... NO i'm not an injin and i have been working on that machine for the last 8 hours... please let me go to my hovle.
To be countinued....
YOU!!!
That is right Ricard, it is I Planko, the pollitically correct robot.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
The thoughts of Acid Woman
Thoughts of QWERT .I know this is a screwed up comic much like the rest of mine.
Waaaaoohhhhh!!!
Now Her Friend
Physcadilic
And let us never speak of this comic again.
This is great Shit!
Told you would like it.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
*note this is my commentary, i wrote this while eating an apple*
Hello My Name is QWERT and i like to make comics.
My Firend is Cuddles the Cat.
*The apple is almost done*
Mr.Pop, the snowman talks to me in my sleep.
Also there is an AxeMonkey in my dreams he tells me to burn things
*The apple has been finished and now is in my tummy*
I wonder what will happen to me when i die.
Oh no, did i just have a rational thought?? I most burn something.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Why must i do this i don't know.
Hello It is me again and i will now try to rationalize Japanese Cartoons for you all. A very complicating task if you ask me.
Maybe because they're fucked up??
Ahem.... Japanese animation is usally always based around 2 different types of characters. They are: 1. Battling Superhumans that use KI (don't ask me i got this one from my brother) to battle other p
Ha Ha Ha I shall use my KI to destroy you.
Nah Ahhh.. you big bully, my KI is far superior then yours so i shall win.
2. Big Battling Robots that usally have the exact same story line as number 1 but they don't have special powers (cause they don't have KI), but they do turn into crazy animals if the pilot wishes it.
Ha Ha Ha I shall use my camel transformation to destroy you.
Nah Ahhh.. you big bully, my Donkey is far superior than your camel so i shall win.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
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by qwert
1-08-01
OujiLizard if you want to diss something prehaps you should think about why i am doing this.
I am doing this to entertain the masses nothing more.
If you don't like what i am doing simply turn away.
They are just words and they hurt no one.
If they do hurt you i apologize and i am sorry, it won't stop me from doing it again because i am joking, and that is it.
Besides i am not racist i have a coloUred TV.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Ahem OujiLizard I have just read your last note to me but i have decided to let it slide because we may get band for posting flames to each other via comic creation.
Lets be friends nieghboUr.
That is all

 

by qwert
1-08-01
YOU ARE A
DUMBASS
I spelt it banned you
GRADE A moron
you and your poor observer
Eat Shit and die

 

by qwert
1-08-01
What can i say i boobed it up
although my title did show the proper spelling
I'm sorry and Notabando i think you should stop flaming back and forth before we get BANNED...
Thank you for you co-opperation
My next comic will feature my new found friends
WTF are you talking about it may provoke them.

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Has anyone read The Cancer of the World yet??
It is the most racist thing i have heard in my life
I am not even that racist
In fact i wish cancer upon you Amazed Porno Bunny
Shame
Shame

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Increadible RedRobot vs. The Feet For Ears Thing
Feet For Ears Starts the Beating of RebRobot and doesn't let up.
OH!! Whats this RedRobot in a fit of rage has turned feet for ears into a small asian child
HAHAHAHA
AHHHHH WHO ARE YOU!!??!!

 

by qwert
1-08-01
Hmmmm what am i thinking about i don't know i'm just a girl .
grrrrrrr. I hope there not all like this.
Oh look at me i'm soooo cool i'm a pink donkey where is the shame of my creator
i've lost most hope in the human race.
Oh look at me, i am a disgruntal chef who is about to go postal help me help me
All hope in our race has just gone out of the window.

 

by qwert
1-09-01
I have cheated the system
now i am leaving
to keep the system safe i will stop all together
Johnny shall know of how i did it
no one else shall now the truth
Please forgive me QWERT

 

by qwert
1-17-01
That amazed porno bunny what a bum.
Yeah, i'm glad he is gone, him and his racism, looking at that made me change my ways.
.......
HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! We are ALL gonna DIE!!!
Stupid Girl
I'm glad i'm a robot and cannot die! Wait a sec this plane is gonna crash isn't?

 

by qwert
1-17-01
I have decided to come back
i'll make my comics
and guess what...
Anything to do with this hooker is NOT funny.
however this man is...
Make the hurting STOP!!

 

by qwert
1-17-01
*The moral of this story is...*
My short life, nothing has happened i'm sooo mad...
I wonder if I can get a pimp in hell??
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Made out to Mr.Stick for the payment of 1 million dollars... Damn it
*... Never give 'Death' a chance*
duh... whats going on??
I just love plane crashes

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