All comics by shandude

 

by shandude
8-25-09
ring ring
shutup
ring ring
if you dont shutup im gonna light you on fire
told you so

 

by shandude
8-25-09
everybody was kung fu fighting
fast as lightning
this is pointless
it was a little bit frightening
i win do i get payed now

 

by shandude
8-25-09
Y
M
C
A
well that was random
yup

 

by shandude
8-25-09
now 1st u need a girl
*ahem*i said GIRL
oh right
thats better now u *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* and dont forget to *CENSORED*

 

by shandude
8-25-09
do u like waffles?
yh we like waffles
yh we like waffles
do u like pancakes?
yh we like pancakes
yh we like pancakes
do u like french toast?
yh we like french toast
yh we like french toast

 

by shandude
8-25-09
how is xmas better than easter?
im just saying more people would say xmas is better
im gonna kill this bastard
because all easter does is give u eggs and stuff that aint good
minutes later
i dunno
were did santa go?

 

by shandude
8-25-09
alright all i have to do is inject u
is this safe?
no
wait a minute what?
now drop your pants
i dont feel comfortable

 

by shandude
8-25-09
i have a good joke
what is it?
i would say it but i need 4 comic book pages to say it
bad luck
do i know u?
no

 

by shandude
8-25-09
im naruto uzumaki believe it
im naruto uzumaki in a space suit believe it
believe it believe it believe it believe it believe it believe it believe it believe it

 

by shandude
8-25-09
hehe
u look like neji

 

by shandude
8-25-09
believe it
believe it
believe it
believe it
wow i really do look fat
i eat too much ramen

 

by shandude
8-26-09
these guys are annoying
this comic is only half done
all that chicken does is complain
is he gonna rub us out
that took care of them
i cant believe he rubbed us out cheapskate

 

by shandude
8-26-09
im bored
me too
you know how hard it is to find a bench in the world war
i know

 

by shandude
8-27-09
hi nice to meet you
nice to meet you to
...
...
so you ever been raped
what?

 

by shandude
8-27-09

 

by shandude
8-27-09
and thats what happens when get a retard to crucify

 

by shandude
8-27-09
im so drunk
i killed a man,my wife threw me out,im completely broke,i broke my bones,i owe people money and worst of all...
IM MISSING MY FAVE SIMPSONS EPISODE!
you think you have problems im nailed to a fucking cross

 

by shandude
8-27-09
transformation jutsu!
oh shit im stuck

 

by shandude
8-27-09
did you steal my cornflakes
no
thats what they all say
but i didnt
arrest him he was the one who stole my cornflakes
your under arrest for murder

 

by shandude
8-28-09
hi believe it
hi
RASENGAN!
you look a little fat
son of a bitch

 

by shandude
8-28-09
ive been needin to go for ages
oh cmon big brother not again
my brother is in the bathroom takin a piss
you have no idea how annoying it is to have big brother as a brother
now lets see if dad,mum or little brother will be evicted

 

by shandude
8-28-09
you evicted our parents
it is 9:00am
whos gonna cook for us,bathe us,tuck us in and help us with our problems
it is 9:01am
stop that!
little brother is feeling angry

 

by shandude
8-28-09
oh thats just great we couldnt pay the bill because you evicted our dam parents
the hot girl is undressing in the window
wait what your lookin through the window
the hot girl has spotted us at 8:00pm
what shes spotted us oh crap run!

 

by shandude
8-28-09
no you(sniff)idiot it(cry)because you were peeking(sob)at the lady in the window and then you(wail)shouted it out loud
little brother is in big brother jail because he opened the card that said `do not open`
wait a minute how did you get out of the cell?
little brother is wondering how big brother got out of the cell
no seriously tell me
big brother is out to get some coffee

 

by shandude
8-28-09
hey i have got the funniest joke ever in my data files
what is it?
loading funniest joke ever loading... loading...loading...
error in processing funniest joke ever

 

by shandude
9-15-09
hey bill
yes?
i got to tell you that your a !"£$%^&*() and your also @?$%^& and you eat @{}~"$$%$^%^ and your wife is $£$^%^%^&@??@@~
what the hell ur just saying puncuation not swear words here is a real swear word
what?
FUCK YOU!

 

by shandude
9-15-09
omg omg omg i hve dis rlly funny joke
omg lol i rlly wanna hear it
well omg rofl it strted wen..............................
y arnt u talkin?
*operator has run out of credits*
y r we talkin like retards

 

by shandude
9-15-09
are you sasuke?
eh whats up doc?
are you sasuke
hfdgbsyrejugyreakgrekfg i smell
are you sasuke
`cluck`chidori`cluck`

 

by shandude
9-15-09
im a bit stuck
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hey im a ghost ooooo
oi give us some room

 

by shandude
9-15-09
dude like what are we you know like doing dude?
were living thats what were doing
i agree dancing monsters should be arrested on sight
i dont like it when people do things
i feel dizzy
im going to be sick

 

by shandude
9-16-09
dude like what does that like sign mean?
just say no
dude like tell me bro we need to know eachothers lives before we know our own
just say no
dude your being disrespectful
JUST SAY NO

 

by shandude
9-16-09
awesome
liberty man
i think im imagining things
dude calm down dude we are not staring at the earth through a curtain
since when were you a chick?

 

by shandude
9-18-09
dude you ever been on drugs?
does weed ramen count?
ever heard of sex?
you better believe it!
i think im imagining things again
no i used transformation jutsu

 

by shandude
9-18-09
for the last time no
so let me get this straight your not investing in our stock market?
BLASPHAMEED!
oh for gods sake
look never say oh for gods sake i warned you last time
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

by shandude
9-19-09
no jesus you cant go to the nightclub
i hate you!
im sorry but i have been taking precautions ever since your mother left
you were so drunk up the butt all the time you dont even remember who she is
is degrading as it is that is 100% true

 

by shandude
7-08-11
Hey everyone! Shandude's back!
...
Anyone?

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