Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Hello, officer, allow me to introduce myself. I am the ghostly form of crime-fighting Evel Knievel. My current state allows me to solve crimes even better.
For instance, O.J. wasn't the killer, it was Emmitt Smith. Nixon shot Kennedy. And Jack the Ripper was the same guy who really wrote all of Shakespeare's plays!
It's all very fascinating, ghost of crime-fighting Evel Knievel, but no attorney worth a damn is going to allow for a ghost to be put on the stand. Sorry.
Time to scare up some pussy!
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