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by AntimatterSwirl
12-17-01
Good morning, 005. We need to expose a Russian spy. Your mission: memorize the Moscow phone book. This VCR will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
No it won't. I'm an entropy-dampening field at 1 Kelvin.
Suburban Moscow, 9:54 PM
Take a good look, Valentina. I'm a copy of the newly expanded Kama Sutra open to page 978.
HONEY! Get over here. I want to do "two fireflies, a lemon juicer, and a box of plumb bobs."
Oh yes! YES! YES!
They'll be distracted and tangled up that way for weeks. Plenty of time for me to learn this crazy language.
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