Dear Diary, A lot have changed and a lot has stayed the same.
Pants...
Hey guy !
There's actually and old oriental curse that goes something like that.
Oh god...
Are you taking place in the latest soap opera ? I heard that they got rid of all the old actors, replaced them with new ones and hired back some from three seasons ago to replay their parts.
It goes: 'May you live in interesting times.'
What the crap ?
It's actually called 'your life'. Good luck, bastard.