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Should auld pa-aants be forgot..

Hey nigger, listen up a second.

I know that I've been harsh this last year, but I resolve to make everything better, to be a better person, to stop drinking as much, to stop being such an asshole and to start living life seriously.

Aw, guy, that was kinda sweet.

Now, pass the beer bong before I lose the nerve to bury my head in that chick's crotch.

God bless us, every one.