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by 2co
9-23-03
Hey, bro! Wanna buy a dimebag?
Since when did squirrels become dope-slingers?
Times are tough, boyo. Got laid-off last month. 15-fucking-years of foraging for the "Man" and I get thrown out on my ass with a wife and 3 kids at home. They gotta eat, y'know!
But how can the human market economy possibly effect the plight of a common squirrel.
Look ya little pissant, you want the fuckin bud or not?
Yeah, awright. Lemme just hit the ATM first.

 

by 2co
9-23-03
In the '50s, we spoke out against McCarthyism, racism, and the suburbanization of America.
In the '60s, we protested against conformity, equal rights, and an unjust war.
So what the hell are the kids today doing about our government's recklessness?
I dunno, man. I just don't know.
"AND NOW...HOUR SIX OF OUR 24-HOUR 'JACKASS' MARATHON!!!"
Yeah...a-huh-huh...

 

by 2co
9-23-03
Ouch! So...ah...wuddjya do?
Thanks for asking...you see it started three days ago...
One more click of the mouse and viola - Joe Pesci's credit line!
Sucks to be you!
Live and learn, I guess.

 

by 2co
9-23-03
Awwite, ho, now gitchya ass up there an make me some enz!
When I git back y'all betta hook me up witda crackrock bitch!
An elephant, huh?
This might hurt a little.
Damn, officer, I gotta be more selective of my clientele!
Hey, is that cute she-he still workin' for you down on 41st?

 

by 2co
9-23-03
Hi and welcome to--omigod are you OK?!
Hot c-c-cof-f-fee!
Of course, hold on you poor soul! I'll be right back.
Yeah, she digs me!
20 minutes later...

 

by 2co
9-23-03
Thank you SO much! I'm so glad you found Tigger, Mr. Gustafson.
Actually Sally, Tigger found me. He left home because he hates your guts.
Bullshit. Give me back my cat, you lecherous, bottom-feeding hick!
You'd best leave now Sally, lest I tell your parents about the Barbie Meth Lab.
Happy Birthday Mom!
God I wish he'd move out.

 

by 2co
9-23-03
...so then she tells me that she wants to see other people!
She dumped you as the plane went down? That's cold, bro!
"She met some asshole online and was going to move in with him"
...and I'm taking our son with me!
You are aware we will all be dead in seconds, don't you?
"I never did find out where she was buried."
Time to "rattle your bones" again, baby!
I am definitely through with online dating!!

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