That F**king Paperclip

Author: 4p0c41yp53

Date: July 26, 2007

by 4p0c41yp53
7-26-07
Hi there! I'm here to annoy the fuck out of you. Would you like me to go through all of your files, determine which ones are important, and delete them?
You have selected no, meaning you may be a terrorist using Microsoft Word to plan the next 9/11. All of your important files are being deleted as a precaution.
I have detected that you have disconnected your keyboard from the computer, most likely because you want to bash your head in with it. Press any key to continue.