Oh, Satan! I have worshipped you for so long, carried out your activities, I've even raped Japanese school girls, at your preache's request. What gifts await me in your after life?
How about some... fire and brimstone?!
..What?! Satan! I've been you're loyal follower since Middle School and until I died at age 67! Don't you have something for your loyal followers?! (...and why is my drink cold coffee?)
....We have the Essentual Elevator Music Collection! Oh Oh! We also get the commercial channel in clear as a bell! On Saturdays, "Adolf Hitler and the Youth" does pop-punk covers of Journey's Hits!
You know... I think I'll go see what ol' Jeffery Dommer is up to...
