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| Hello Family, I'm announcing a new family business which will be run by myself, my sister and our mother. I suppose you've all heard of the T.V. show 'SCARED STRAIGHT'? | |
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| Our business is called 'SCARED SEXLESS'. We have (honest to God), purely fictional stories to share with you, built upon a seed of truth. Thus we are entertainers of the cheapest kind... | |
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| Oh GOSH!!! Did I just say "the cheapest kind"? I think I meant "affordable", so I would change the words "cheapest kind" to the "most tawdry kind." Does that make sense? | |
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| It sure does. Hey! Tell us something scary and tawdry? | |
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