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She went away for the holiday. She said she was going to LA. But she never got there, she never got there, she never got there they say-yay! C'mon, Klan. Just give me my baby back.

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The Onion likes Tom Waits.

by Ackbar
12-12-03


	Hey, Tom Waits, relate unto me a hilarious anecdote regarding your musical career.


	Alright. Ever been to a guitar factory?


	I took a bunch of kids there once, you know, to see the guitar making process. I'm standing there, just waiting for someone to recognize me. But no one does!


	The next day, we all take a field trip to the dump. Before I can even get out of the truck, I'm mobbed by fans asking for autographs. It's a dump for chrissakes. I guess everyone knows me at the dump.

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