Okay so the first lesson in false personas of the moronic kind: dont make it at all funny, and dont make out youre actually quite normal. and remember: dont be funny.
fuck, youre crap, i'm going to simon kendricks lesson
so he did
LESSEN NUMBER 1: YOURE ARE GAY ALL OF YOU AND THE WOMMEN ARE TOO ASWELL!!!!11
aye
LESON NUMBER 2: BE THE AROGGANTIST PRESON EVERY BECAUS SMIMON IS THE BESTER