Annual Somalian Rainfall

Author: Aeon_Azuran

Date: February 29, 2004

by Aeon_Azuran
2-29-04
I am a pinnacle, nay, a paradigm of originality and wit. Observe with baited breath as I wow hapless board users to their core with verbiage and ridiculously abstruse facts.
That's BATED breath, you fool! If I could use italics I would be pwning you so hard right now.
Gaze in awe as I define myself by spouting the same tired claptrap time and again, self-referencing my own obscure references. Hell, I even think minimalism and blank panels for effect are still cool.
I am become God by confusing the shit out of you. It's like post-modern irony but really, really dumb.
Soupy's mother is SUCH a whore.