And now an exclusive scene from Oldhasbeen's upcoming novel, Daybreak of the Incognito
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| Do sneaking suits make my butt look fat? | |
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| Raiden! The whitehouse president been kidnapped by rabid tentacle beasts working for THE PATRIOTS! | |
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| Maybe I should grow a mullet too. I bet it's a hit with the sailors. | |
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BUT IT WAS ALL A DREAM OF A VR SIMULATION OF A REALITY SHOW!
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| Not in there! It's far too big! | |
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| At least they left me TIVO | |
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