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Not content with simply being the most evil elf on the block, Mortiis steps his game up a notch.
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| Hello, kids. I am Mortiis, and I am gay, for homosexuality is the most evil of evils. | |
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| It's OK, Mortiis. You don't have to REALLY be gay. You were gay enough already. | |
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| No, I must consolidate my place in the halls of evilness by committing the cardinal sin. There can be none more evil than I. | |
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| Uhh... don't you think the "none more" thing's a big overplayed? It worked for Spinal Tap, but you're pushing it... | |
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| So remember, kids: you can't have latex ELVIsh prosthetics without EVIL. | |
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