What REALLY Happened.

Author: Aiden

Date: September 24, 2003

by Aiden
9-24-03
Is this Antony? Probably.
Hi, I'm Aiden. I don't remember why I came here. Something about money, I think.
Dude, years of alcohol have really messed you up.
Grant's the only kid I know who drinks a lot, because his parents think it's funny to get him drunk.
Years of alcohol? That's an overstatement. Half bottle of vodka at Simon's house with a years-of-oppressive-society-conspiring-against-me chaser? Maybe.
Hahaha, right. Like society was designed just to keep you down? Likely.
Meanwhile...
Sector Twelve is experiencing independent thought!
GET HIM!!!