Prince of Darkness

Author: Akodo_X

Date: June 8, 2001

by Akodo_X
6-08-01
Man, I must really suck. When I get out of this pipe dream, I'm gonna shape up and do right.
Don't count on it. You're right about you sucking, though I can help with that.
More of me? Who are you, my inner gloom cookie?
Nah, man. It's the ol' Mr. S come to pay you a visit in your moment of weakness.
Where were you during my other moments of temptation? That conscience lady beat the shit out of me because you weren't there to distract her.
Hey, man. I was busy getting Dubya elected. Even the Prince of Darkness can't be everywhere at once to trick poor souls into doing something extremely stupid.