It's the end of the world as we know it...

Author: AladdinSane

Date: March 23, 2001

by AladdinSane
3-23-01
10 minutes after the Apocalypse....
Whoo-Wee! Can't Wait to get to the front of the line!
Don't talk to me....
The Offices of Satan. Now appearing in his kicky robot exoskeleton!
Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't vaporize you right now for my own amusment.
That 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' stuff? I created all that.
'You did that?' Christ, man! You're sicker than I am! The job's yours!'
As new Lord of Hell, I command you to entertain me! Now get nekkid and oiled so's we can start the indian leg rasslin'!
Aw, damn. Is it too late to start praying to Jesus again?