Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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Come children, gather round. Let me tell you a story about a kid named Charles Miller. Charles was a special boy, so special he was in "Special Ed". He also was in the Special Olympics and kicked this kid with Down Syndrom's Ass in the 400x relay. Now Charles refers to himself as "Albert Toomy" because he thinks it sounds more sophisticated, but really he's still just a retard. Now I've never talked to "Albert", no sir, I'm much to good to talk to retards.
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Smokings bad...
Hi kids. Today were going to learn about smoking and what it can do for your body. First we're going to show the effects that smoking has on the body.
This is Charles. Charles has smoked for a very long time. Now doesn't he look cool!?
MAH MAH nammes ALLBBERRTT!!!
I think Charles' mom smoked crack...
Don't worry kids, he was retarded before he started smoking.
Iii'm ALLLBBBERRT the TOOOMYY
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